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Running 3 free Stripe audits for SaaS founders this week. I'll tell you exactly where you're losing money — churn you didn't see coming, at-risk customers, channels eating budget with no return. Real data, no pitch. Reply or DM if you want one.

@theomason_3 what would you say your north star metric(s) is now?

We tracked MRR daily for years. Thought it was our north star. Our first $1M month? We lost money. Because we measured wrong. Profit per dollar > revenue per dollar. Always.

@qasimbizs what would you say's been the biggest financial bottleneck up until this point

My SaaS hit 91k users this week!🥳

I HAVE NEVER ASKED YOU GUYS TO DO ANYTHING PLEASE TAKE 20 SECONDS OUT OF YOUR DAY TO SIGN THIS PETITION AND SHARE THIS POST YOU ARE NOT TOO BUSY TO HELP RELEASE A COMPLETELY INNOCENT MAN FROM A CAGE SHARE!!!!!! youtu.be/AtthIqkah3U

@SachMoyne made my own stripe2sheets api because the dashboard was so inaccurate

DAY 23 MRR : $0 Total Revenue : $0 Setting up the Stripe payment flow. Problem : users paying for pro accounts are being created as free accounts. Stripe connects but my database doesn't update properly. When it’s done, the MVP si ready !

@AvantPrince_ few

@videoscaler nah i remember your account tho we interacted a couple times

@assaultinglife scheming, scaling, etc. Do I know you

Uber driver was a very very nice lady who was saving up for one of your Amazon automation courses Would be a shame if you scammed her... Especially since she happens to know a "handsome young man" who can mass report your business to the FTC

@lavelafetsha @Halcy0nDays_ @normalizedfcf banger ngl

@Halcy0nDays_ @normalizedfcf those people aristocratically gay

Sounds familiar

@saltinnee @ChronicKofee @painbuiltt no you wouldn’t bro

@ChronicKofee @painbuiltt Ppl don’t know how to invest money properly I would 10x this easily 😭

imagine fucking up 80 bags a month

@kafkaex timing is crazy

One of the worst parts of getting over a girl is the why. Why wasn’t she interested? Why did she move on? Why won’t she explain? The mind hunts for answers, but this hunt is a trap. Closure is rare, reasons are infinite. Most of them have nothing to do with you. Reflection is useful. Stewing is poison. The past won’t yield what you want from it. Would you tell your younger self to waste more time obsessing over the one that got away? Exactly. Feel it, mourn it, but set a limit. The truth is simple - if it didn’t work, it didn’t work. Another minute spent dissecting yesterday is a minute stolen from building tomorrow. Onward.

There are 10,000,000 dollars, a wife, and 20 racist friends from around the world inside your computer, your job is to find a way to get them out.

@FidelCacheFlow BDR

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@rawmilkhoney so findom? 😹

They should set up a program where you “adopt an e girl” and you just send her stuff and write her letters like one of those things they do for impoverished kids

@El_Jerry1997 @Narxism this is why i only listen to women.

music is the most overrated shit ever mfs be like 'i couldn't live without music' ill slice your ears off fool

@ghostmade0 all your ventures are wh now?

There are so many problems to be solved in the world, and it is genuinely mind boggling to me how some of you sit there and do nothing about it. It’s "Bro why don’t you post about Fraud anymore?" BECAUSE THERE ARE 1K BETTER WAYS TO MAKE GUAP NOW than licking fucking credit cards & draining $6.82 coinbase wallets all day. World is fucking BOILING with opportunity. So much cash circulating thay you can just sweep in and carve out your piece of the cake and just DIP if u want afterwards. You can choose to not wanna conquer the world (raging homosexual if u don’t) but at the very least take a bag with you into the hills or where you plan on hiding There no mobility in poverty. I don’t get how motherfuckers drag themselves through the world Watching men with better cars and more motion mog the shit out of you each continuous day… and just taking it like a good boy You’re staring at direct proof that it’s POSSIBLE through your own retinas, yet you still won’t give it your all. Couldn’t be me. Again, no fucking need to scrape the bottom of the barrel anymore. You’re only as limited as the faith you have in yourself.

@Gentlemancer @vylpill ezpz?

@vylpill Bedroom death by a thousand supernormal stimuli.