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Flava Dave

@astormofbeans

Creator of The Bullshit Detective Podcast. I am fully invested in celebrating the mundane. I am retarded, but in a good way.

Londonish Katılım Kasım 2015
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Flava Dave
Flava Dave@astormofbeans·
Dunno about you but when I see a car without a “Baby on board” sign I just smash into the back of it.
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Anyone wanting elective, cosmetic surgery must first spend the same amount of money on psychological therapy. £1500 on botox & fillers? £1500 on working out why you don't feel good enough as you are. £4.5k on boob job? £4.5k on your mental wellness first.
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Alex Shephard
Alex Shephard@alex_shephard·
someone in my neighborhood has live, laugh, loved for the last time
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Sanjeev Kohli
Sanjeev Kohli@govindajeggy·
Lisa Stansfield has finally found her baby that she went around the world to find. He's 34 now. He'd been in the airport all along, & was raised by the staff at Tie Rack.
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Podcast Movement
Podcast Movement@PodcastMovement·
Link your latest episode in the replies so we can listen ⬇️
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Daveastated
Daveastated@Daveastated·
A French 3 piece doing death metal covers of 70s dance songs, called AbbaTrois.
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Jason, ex Inferis
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred·
I had my uncle’s last words monogrammed onto a hat and I’ll be selling them to raise money for stroke prevention research.
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The Blindboy Podcast
The Blindboy Podcast@bbboatclub·
New Podcast. This is an art history episode. I look at the significance of Spicebags “eviction”. As well as exploring the radical realism and political impact of Daniel Macdonalds paintings during the 1840s. And contrasting the two via the Situationists. open.spotify.com/episode/7uBXc7…
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slice@sliceofheck·
Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning breast milk
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Podcast Movement@PodcastMovement·
If someone gave you $500 to spend only on your podcast, what would you spend it on?
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Jason, ex Inferis
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred·
Any time I meet someone under 5’ 3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle.
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James O'Brien
James O'Brien@mrjamesob·
Pretty much the only people publicly defending Johnson now have either received or been promised peerages or plum jobs by him. And 'exceptions' like Sarah Vine & Richard Littlejohn are doing it on behalf of bosses hoping for honours. It's a breathtakingly distorted landscape.
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NHS London
NHS London@NHSEnglandLDN·
Your next poo could save your life. Just a tiny sample detects signs of cancer before you notice anything wrong. If you’re sent a bowel cancer screening kit, put it by the loo. Don't put it off.
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BRYN_BORANGA@BRYN_BORANGA·
[arse tearing sound]
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Alan Shearer
Alan Shearer@alanshearer·
I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
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