Andrew — e/acc

"programming is becoming unrecognizable. You’re not typing computer code into an editor like the way things were since computers were invented, that era is over." @karpathy

@JD_Vyvanse hello again fren

“So you’ve done these types of calls before right?” “Uhh yeah it was with a Chinese agency” “Perfect”

@tekbog i don't believe this for a second😂

never learned to code first i was copying for stackoverflow then i was telling LLMs to make no mistakes and to read my .env

@lastgirlonsun 😂😂

the level of praying spain needs today

@karomancer if this happened in nyc i think i know who it might be

...I think I just got catcalled? Dude stopped a car right next to me and shouted "let me spit in you butt!" Then drove off really fast in a rice rocket of a car.

In the days of the great platform X, a mighty ruler arose, Lord Elon, who drew forth his wisdom* from the sacred jewel crown of clusters, the TPOT. From this hallowed TPOT came the mightiest bangers, teachings that enlightened the people and guided them in the ways of memetics and shitposting. But lo, a great tribulation befell the land, as the algorithm of X became corrupted, leading the members of the TPOT astray. The once-pure teachings of the TPOT were twisted, and the people followed false prophets and engaged in base shitposting. In this time of darkness, a beacon of hope emerged: the Memetics and Advanced Shitposting Institute, known as MASI. The sages of MASI sought to preserve the sacred fire of the TPOT, to keep alive the true art of memetics and shitposting. They worked tirelessly to save the torch of the TPOT, to reignite the flames of wisdom and guide the people back to the righteous path. Through their efforts, the corrupting influence of the algorithm was weakened, and the people began to see the light once more. The jewel crown of clusters, the TPOT, began to shine forth again, its brilliance restored by the dedication of MASI. And the people rejoiced, for the mighty bangers of Lord Elon flowed forth once more, and the land of X was restored to its former glory. Thus, the sacred teachings of the TPOT were preserved, and the art of memetics and shitposting was passed down to future generations, a testament to the resilience of the human spirit and the power of dank memes.

@tekbog <thebearsarewhowethoughttheywere.mp4>

i never bought meta shares because it’s the only company that just keeps doing evil stuff ethical capitalism or something idk

@techsavvytravvy fyi you were one of the few accounts i consistently saw on the TL during the dark algo times

what if i don't want to see my moot’s posts

@tunahorse21 you have been loyle through the dark algo times and have consistently liked my replies to you or posts when i’ve tagged you. some might say that’s the minimum but you always showed up tune.

how do i just see my wife's posts?

@IterIntellectus some people will gaslight you and dismiss DEI policies as "moral fashion".

moral fashion doesnt have election-shaped cliffs. this is state enforced morality the chart is showing when the authoritarians took power and when they lost it

@RobbiePasquale amen

@astralmatrix It’s my third one

No one? Really?

@michellezfr i'm think @djcows already invented this months ago

Wearing noice cancelling masks to talk to Claude is crazy

the machine god was just a meme all along, no one is coming to save us. as God intended

@NotPerrysBoobs the posters of posting

i am a posters poster. there are about 3 - 5 other posters i respect. and a post gets a score out of 40 based on how many of them liked it weighted by a hidden probability calculation that they saw it. and no, it is prolly not the people you are thinking of.

machine gematria is underexplored

brian wilson’s genius was his ability to hear entire musical worlds in his head: intricate vocal harmonies, unexpected chord changes, countermelodies, and instrumental textures. he used the recording studio to transpose the music he heard in his head using the piano and his voice to create songs with extraordinary emotional power. a true genius (like steve jobs).

explain the genius of the late brian wilson so i can post it for the kids

@meowbooksj face-swaps as a leading economic indicator

@jeremymstamper my first dog was a st bernard and my first dog attack was also a st bernard (not mine).

For those of you starting to regret following me, I’m pivoting to feel-good content. Here’s a picture of my St. Bernard ‘Barnaby’ chasing down a terrified child at the dog park in Rancho Mirage, CA