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One good thing about doing the right thing is that, even if people don’t commend you, you will have inner peace which is priceless..I will do the right thing by voting for Peter Obi come 2023.

@kolawol2024 @Abdoulmaleek001 @Buchi_Laba Was he contesting for his state gubernatorial election or presidency? Peter Obi got 6 million votes and Kwankwaso got 1.4m votes. And you want Peter Obi to Deputize Kwankwaso? Are you guys joking?

@asu_isaac @Abdoulmaleek001 @Buchi_Laba He won his state gubernatorial election

ADC cannot mess this opportunity in not going with the Peter Obi and Kwankwaso ticket. Peter Obi must for president and Kwankwaso for VP! Politics is about alliances. You don’t have to like it. Kwankwaso is needed to scatter the northern votes. Peter Obi 100% will win all eastern states. 90% Southern states and the real competition will be in the western states. These people have already started their processes of heavy rigging but if there’s a level in which you can rig to. Let the people be the Machinery. Atiku, please let’s focus on supporting Arsenal.

@Abdoulmaleek001 @Buchi_Laba Lol, with his PhD and credentials, how many votes did he get in the last elections? Peter Obi had more votes than him. That’s influence.

As a Northerner from the core North, this Obi-Kwankwaso ticket talk sounds nice on paper, but let's be real: Kwankwaso as VP under Obi? That one no go fly for most of us up here.Kwankwaso has PhD, former governor, senator, minister—credentials wey plenty respect. Why him go accept number two under person wey many see as outsider wey no get deep northern roots? Northern votes no be toy; if e scatter like 2023, na APC go still chop am clean.If dem wan serious alliance, make e be Kwankwaso president, Obi VP—maybe that one fit pull southern youth and some northern youth together. But this way? E go hard scatter the North properly without backlash. At the end of the day, northern interest first. We no wan another "wasted votes" situation. If ADC no balance am well, e go just be noise. Wallahi

@McOlukunmi @Morris_Monye I just dey look dem. Churchill is one of the greatest orators ever lived

@Morris_Monye What of Winston Churchill?

Jesus Christ Barack Obama Hitler Mussolini Martin Luther King In that order. The ability to mesmerize and hold the crowd in awe is my reason.

@0xSt3ppa @NigeriaStories Not illegal anymore

@NigeriaStories If cryptocurrency is illegal in Nigeria why are they taxing illegal assets?😂😂😂

BREAKING NEWS: Virtual currencies, including cryptocurrencies, will be subject to taxation under Nigeria’s new tax reform framework. ~ Chairman Presidential Fiscal Policy and Tax Reforms Committee, Taiwo Oyedele says

@AzoMlota Can you see my screen, please let me Know if you can see my screen 😂

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️

@kingZeus07 @Joshlightnin1 @MasterBolaji I have sent you a dm

@asu_isaac @Joshlightnin1 @MasterBolaji You can also Dm ,I have a plan

Breakdown: 👇 Once upon a time, there was a big TV company in Africa called MultiChoice. They owned DStv and GOtv, which many families used to watch cartoons, football, movies, and news. But something was going wrong...

@kingZeus07 @Joshlightnin1 @MasterBolaji Please I have dstv app in my smart tv, do I still need to buy the dish and decorder before it works?

@Joshlightnin1 @MasterBolaji The 10k is just for the box only, you will have to buy the dish for 15k and also subscribe. Thanks

@hhoneybob @AfricaFactsZone Why you dey fall my hand. Lagos is the smallest state bro not Bayelsa

Lagos is the smallest state in Nigeria, yet it's Africa's most populous state with a population of 17 million people.

@Okah_dike @Only_1_vic @n6oflife6 He couldn’t access his office and we were told rats 🐀 invaded Aso Villa. They were buying time customize the aso villa eye sensor door and Buhari was working from home at the time. I do believe he died in 2017

@Only_1_vic @n6oflife6 the then prime minister sent her condolence. the queen also did the same. a minute silence held at African Union for late president of Nigeria. on is return he could not access his office. different stories from aso rock.

The Jubrin Contract is over… 🙄🤣🤣

@onyeani_o @FinPlanKaluAja1 No more Education tax or Naseni, all have been consolidated into one as Development Levy, taxed at 4%

This is one of the most important thresholds in Nigeria’s current tax regime especially for MSMEs. It highlights how Nigeria's Company Income Tax (CIT) structure is deliberately progressive, offering full exemption to truly small businesses until a specific revenue level is crossed. From mama Chinedu's case, N1m in revenue, she qualifies as a micro-enterprise, pays 0% CIT, likely not required to register for VAT. Minimum compliance burden N10m in revenue, still under the N25m mark. No CIT, VAT registration still not mandatory unless she volunteers. Business can still operate as a sole proprietorship or business name without triggering tax obligations N100m in revenue, still under the N100m ceiling. If she is she’s a non-incorporated buka (like many informal sector businesses), no CIT is applicable. She can still benefit from simplified tax compliance under the Presumptive Tax Regime. N101m in revenue. Now she has crossed the key threshold. Must pay 30% Company Income Tax (on profit), must register for VAT (if not already), must file full audited financials, could be liable for Education Tax (2.5%) NASENI Levy (0.25%) (if involved in production) This is the tax cliff from N100m to N101m, the business enters full corporate tax territory.

Mama Chinedu's Buka makes* N1m: No Tax Mama Chinedu's Buka makes N10m: No Tax Mama Chinedu's Buka makes N100m: No Tax Mama Chinedu's Buka makes N101m: Tax due *revenue Discuss #FinPlanTaxes

@YemiFolara11596 @GoldAckings @MURPHYDREAD @channelstv I live in Abuja. He is doing absolutely nothing. 39 billion naira to renovate a conference center. Insecurity everywhere. Abuja has the worst transport system in the whole Nigeria. What is Wike even doing in Abuja? You people are the reason politicians fuck with us so much

@GoldAckings @MURPHYDREAD @channelstv If you live in Abuja, you will respect and like wike!

Nyesom Wike benefited immensely from my talent and the pedigree of the Ovation Media Group. We tushed him up and he was happy... We worked on his dressing and did a bit of speech therapy, telling him how to speak to people. - Publisher/Politician, Dele Momodu #PoliticsToday #CTVTweets

@99kiniwun @Morris_Monye Don’t marry. Your wife will cheat on you.

@Morris_Monye Tell me what you see

I don’t know if it’s a gift but I can see a person’s whole life and age just by looking at their hands.

@AnietieRashford @Mhizta_Dee1 @ru_unofficial @LuizChuboy @tweetsbyobinna @UnkleAyo No, thread floss

@asu_isaac @Mhizta_Dee1 @ru_unofficial @LuizChuboy @tweetsbyobinna @UnkleAyo Water floss?

If you can, buy electric toothbrush. It removes plaques more, reduces the risk of gum bleeding and the vibration is able to eject plaques from far-to-reach places. Buy electric toothbrush. It's not everyday, you'll be scrubbing your teeth like Egyptian rug. 🫠

@peju1258548 @tweetsbyobinna @UnkleAyo What causes the infection? Sometimes the accumulation of left over food particles in between your teeth, they decay and cause halitosis, which in turns causes bad breath.

@Mhizta_Dee1 @ru_unofficial @LuizChuboy @tweetsbyobinna @UnkleAyo Exactly 👍. Since I started using floss, my teeth became healthier and whiter. I noticed great oral improvements. With flossing, bye bye to bad breath

@ru_unofficial @LuizChuboy @asu_isaac @tweetsbyobinna @UnkleAyo Fact. I brush at least 2x daily normally. But the day I bought this floss pick thing (not sure the exact name) my teeth became better especially the areas that toothbrush never helped at

@tweetsbyobinna @UnkleAyo People actually don’t know that it is flossing that prevents bath breath. Flossing as good as brushing. The best method ever for oral care.

@UnkleAyo Also floss. Flossing will humble you. The meat you ate months ago is stuck between your teeth. Please floss

@Wisdom8004 @SmartAje @BrawnCrypto_eth @Choji_ES Please if you have dstv app in your smart tv, do you still need to buy the dish and decoder?

@SmartAje @BrawnCrypto_eth @Choji_ES Am using dstv pan for mine. The decorder is 33k.. When i bought it

@chukwumar_ @dammy_jegz @enocksmith84 Yes you can use mouse but the mouse only works in the browser. I was also having challenges watching matches online until I learnt about the mouse. Very convenient now.

@asu_isaac @dammy_jegz @enocksmith84 Wait I didn’t know I could connect a mouse to my JVC. Make I reach house

@horluhwafhemmy @Chiagoz93921Agu @Wizarab10 My 7th years of total abstinence from soda. The best decision I ever made in my life and I feel so much better…

@Chiagoz93921Agu @Wizarab10 Lol, this is my third year plus of me stopping soda, my body has never been better

Ronaldo is the highest earning sportsman. Yet, he doesn't promote Pepsi or Coca-cola because he doesn't drink soda. He also doesn't promote alcoholic brand because he doesn't drink alcohol. Somebody mentioned that if he promoted Pepsi or coke, he would have earned an additional €300m. I dare say it would have been more than that. Now add alcohol brands to it. INSANE!