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there are landscapes like this on earth and tomorrow morning i’ll be stuck in front of a shitty excel spreadsheet

Cats will really wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, eyes barely open, all groggy and confused, but still worried about your safety.

“Awesome, I will send you a Microsoft Teams link right now”

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

Time between offer letter and joining date.

Pets are such lifesavers. Sometimes all you need is a little soul that follows you around just to remind you you’re not alone

I've tasted being employed and I've tasted being unemployed I recommend not being born

They could live down the street and you’ll still never see them

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you're such a horrible person

why is everything on my twitter in different fucking languages now? wtf

me when someone tells me to do something but im already doing it

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

How it feels to dissociate in the middle of a conversation

how i feel when someone’s showing me a video that’s not even funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you. In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you. They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you. That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

@rgtorono @etihad Same!!! Our flight from Phuket to Abu Dhabi is on the 7 March, but our connecting flight to London is somehow on the 6th. @etihad @etihad please help, urgently!

@etihad Your system broke my itinerary. EY22 arrives AUH 16:25 but EY240 departs 14:05 the same day. Manage Booking shows “0 min connection” (impossible). Need urgent reprotection to a later AUH→AMD flight + ticket reissue. PLEASE HELP, flight is within 2 days!

And if I say Deepika mopped the floor with Ranveer here despite all his nudity then what

love island all stars is acc feeding meeee with this season ☕️