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@CensoredPeasant @QuincyInst Perhaps controlling the free trade amongst all the other nations is a harder task than not making enemies in every corner of the globe.
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Ray
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Ray
@atrayonhere
Nothing special, just a voice shouting in the darkness.
Leeds, Greater Scotland. Katılım Nisan 2023
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My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married:
Mine:
1. Greta Thunberg
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Angela Merkel
4. Sophie Rain
5. Mia Khalifa
Hers:
1. Her gym trainer
2. Our neighbor Mohammed
3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed
4. My brother
5. Her ex-boyfriend
How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people
Completely wasted her dream list
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@Seanchuckle At least they can be supervised there, rather than being led astray.
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I don't even particularly care that there's a bar in Westminster, and I certainly wouldn't get exercised over MPs occasionally having *A* pint while they're waiting to go back for a late, procedural vote, if that actually were generally the extent of it, but we all know it isn't,
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Make stronger tea. Most modern tea is too weak.
Jackie@jackie_jury
@ClarkeMicah I don't like adding full fat milk to a cup of tea too milky. However it does taste better
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@DantesTableTop @WilliamShatner "Introduce me: I like to be introduced." - Denny Crane.
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@WilliamShatner I enjoyed your role as Denny Crane.
The star trek stuff is better story line, imo, but it was nice to see your skills beyond just that role.
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🥱You aren’t a very clever person.
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Christoph@Christo10146359
@WilliamShatner You were good in Stars War... Yeee Haw !!!🤠!!!
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Big plastic asking the questions, and turning off replies...
Sheet Plastics@sheet_plastics
Glass is heavy, fragile and expensive to cut to size. Acrylic is 50% lighter, shatter-resistant and you can order it cut to your exact measurements online — with next day delivery. Why are you still using glass? 👇
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The Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service @COPFS, Scotland's prosecutor, is politically compromised and deeply, deeply corrupt.
When the now inevitable fresh Criminal Justice legislation is brought forward, arising from my legal claim, a wholesale overhaul will be needed.
Wings Over Scotland@WingsScotland
What the fuck is there to investigate? She wasn’t in the building. She said she was. Her accusation was plainly false. Five minutes is long enough to establish perjury in this case.
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@RUGBY_STR_COACH Rationalist clearly doesn't mean most rational.
You don't think new magic shoes helped?
Or the generous wind?
You think every other 2nd place finisher just wanted 2nd?
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As a rationalist I continue to be disgusted at how psychological human performance is.
Nobody in history ran a sub 2hr marathon, then two guys did it at once, because the other guy pushed them so hard.
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@davina_thfc It was his sponsors that made him.
He is completely owned and controlled by his corporate masters.
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He knew the accusations were coming and wanted that win to be cleaaaaaaaannnn
Track & Field Gazette@TrackGazette
In 2025, Sabastian Sawe asked the AIU to test him as frequently as possible. He underwent 25 tests in the build-up to the Berlin Marathon, blood and urine, around 2–3 times per week, including days where he was tested twice. He maintained that same approach into 2026. Now, he has broken the Marathon World Record, clocking 1:59:30 in London. Officially the first man to go sub-2 in the marathon.
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British intelligence-affiliated cunt at Ministry of Defence-funded think tank @RUSI_org expresses "joy" at the death of author and historian Robert Skidelsky, a Member of the House of Lords, who advocated peaceful coexistence between the West and Russia:
Jonathan Eyal@JEyal_RUSI
It is with great joy that we mark the passing of a Russian shill, in receipt of money from Russian oligarchs, who justified the Russian invasion of Ukraine
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tip for younger reporters: point your camera at the thing that’s happening
Olivia Reingold@Olivia_Reingold
Terrifying—a few ground shaking knocks by my seat at White House Correspondents Dinner, unclear if shooting. I am ok, we are trying to exit now.
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@adamscochran No need to stay sober as they are all garbage witnesses anyway.
And they won't be working tomorrow, as nothing newsworthy happened.
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1) The event is put on by the White House Correspondence Association which the news outlets fund - so it’s their wine.
2) We as a society can agree on a rule that if someone is shooting in your general direction at a formal dinner, you can take the fucking table wine!
First Squawk@FirstSquawk
REPORTS EMERGE OF PRESS REPORTERS STEALING WINE BOTTLES FROM DINNER TABLE AFTER INCIDENT
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@SofiGaming Most of the replies!
mechanical poetry.
Goes over their heads
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@ConfessionsPete Rip Solomon Joel Cohen, one of South Africa's greatest treasures
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Like many here, I've been fascinated by Sid since being a child. That he passed away in the city I lived in added to the intrigue. I was seduced by his persona as a seducer! And as I get on, I'm curious about the real, private Sid.
Never forgotten - 50 years on. Cor!
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It's a great looking car up to the 'C' pillar
Road & Track@RoadandTrack
The Cadillac Celestiq is very much large and in charge. That puts it in good company. bit.ly/4aagWwT
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@AuthorJannyB @AFleetingImpre1 @AlastairGrayson 'Knock knock.'
'Go see who it is and what they want, and tell them I'm asleep.'
But not for a person who is present, that's absurd.
It is jarring. Historical or logical errors are bad, but language butchery is unreadable.
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@AFleetingImpre1 @AlastairGrayson Casual speech is one thing. We all use "they" or "them" or "youse guys" 😁or the like, especially in conversation. This wasn't that kind of usage, unfortunately.
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Dear Author,
I have just set your book aside.
Why?
Because you insisted on using plural pronouns to describe one person.
Everybody else has normal ones.
This person is a "they" and "them."
I know why you did it.
But it sounds stupid.
And wrong.
And it is. Both.
Bye. 🙄
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