friendly neighbourhood anna 🍕

I'm so grateful that @GuiltFemPod has introduced me to so many hilarious women, particularly @bishakali @JenBrister @felicityward @jessicafostekew @TheMaeMartin @sindhuvfunny @KemahsVoice and of course @DeborahFW <3 You all inspire me to laugh every day.

sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other

#TheUnicornStore is so pure and weird and magical thank you @brielarson for all the gifts you give us ✨💜

BREAKING: We had labneh

him: are you on the pill? me: bitch, are YOU?

shrek 5: dancing in the swamp

I AM NOT EVEN 6 MINUTES INTO @QueerEye AND I AM ALREADY CRYING

@jonrosenberg @alicer206 me

can we trade this for food for kids or healthcare

@alicer206 @aishitemajima I actually wrote the screenplay for this tiktok

@aishitemajima @atromanska @atromanska idk why this is your absolute humour

posting this tiktok here so ill never lose it

*does laundry and makes bed* Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together

YOU GUYS. season 7 is a GO. #brooklyn99

Am I the most attractive woman out there ? Of course not. But do I have a good personality ? Well, no. But do I wake up every day and try to be the best person that I can be ? Also no.

very weird to me how many people I know don’t believe in free healthcare but then go and participate in dance marathons to raise money for children’s hospitals. marissa you can stop dancing there’s an easier way

I always open those “shocking weight loss discovery” pics on Instagram explore because I genuinely always believe it’s gonna be a meme

This is what I want my tax dollars to be spent on.

u a quarter pounder. i’m a big mac. yea u got more meat but who got more bread