just me

what if i told u i was jack sparrows personal siren

Miley Cyrus and some dude in 2007

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

Just watched my uber driver edit her waist in a picture while switching lanes

no babe i love that u piss me the fuck off

You’re trying to have a serious conversation with me، but there’s a mirror in front of me

Been noticing the sexual tension between Me and what I'm capable of

i can’t do long division and i’m a failed anorexic

omg it’ll be 80 degrees next week guys we did it we survived another winter

u know when someone is talking, and u sorta get why they are loved

if i open a restaurant there wont be a menu u will get what u deserve

You’re trying to have a serious conversation with me، but there’s a mirror in front of me

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

do you wanna stay up and giggle

i was 20 and beautiful omg

young hoes sleep w the vibrator under the pillow #younghoe

turns out exercising everyday really does make you feel better

I understand exactly what the sims are saying