audrey🫀🪦✨

listen I'm just quoting this so I can make it my pinned tweet twitter.com/captainamerica…

yall ever drank a red bull so good u had hope for 30mins

Its today.

on april 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. on the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging. happy 17776 day everyone!!!

Sometimes I'm starting to feel like one of the last remaining humans in the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

17776 day tomorrow

“5 isn’t a big number” imagine five nights at freddys

If I had my way every single movie ever released would have their own version of this

THESE COMMENTS ON THE DRAMA VOGUE WEDDING POST 😭😭😭

The Lobster has collected the most eggs this year and is now The Easter Winner.

Invisible Man (2020): What if he's not REALLY an invisible man? Wolf Man (2025): What if he's not REALLY a wolf man? Mummy (2026): What if she's not REALLY a mummy? Shape of Water (2017): What if he's just straight up the Creature from the Black Lagoon and also he fucks?

My ★★★★ review of Forbidden Fruits on @letterboxd: boxd.it/dQy0CT

Forbidden Fruits (2026) time !! 🧙‍♀️

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

I decide what's canon in star wars

Also oopsie

Imagine claiming to be Jesus and Mary Magdalene and looking like this

getting an ad for the testament of Ann Lee on Hulu while watching the testament of Ann Lee on Hulu