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The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

@puffcurry Congratulations Puffy sir!! Finally! 🥳👑

@audreytal Congratulations Ms Gooner! We are the Premier League Champions! 2025/2026

@Eve_Barlow Shut the fuck up bitch. All you guys do is whine whine whine. Fucking crybabies

I'm a Jewish woman, and I am a Zionist. An Islamist will kill me for the former, while a leftist will pretend the Islamist did it due to the latter.

@PressSec the fuck…..

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@RepFine Meanwhile, say something about the Jews and you immediately cry “ANTISEMITIC!” like a bitch.

If you would like to practice your religion in peace and privacy, you are welcome to do that in the United States. But if practicing your religion means that others must submit to you and your beliefs, you can practice somewhere else. We will not change how we live in America to accommodate Mainstream Muslims.

@NickAdamsinUSA How did you know you had a twinkle in your own eye? 🤔💩

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@StateDept War criminal giving award to a fellow war criminal 👍🏽

@WhiteHouse After bombing Nigeria?

"I'm on the side of peace." - President Donald J. Trump

@WhiteHouse @ZelenskyyUa Only dotards like you believe this war will end soon

President Donald J. Trump delivers remarks after meeting with President @ZelenskyyUa on ending the Russia-Ukraine war: “We made a lot of progress... it's very close.”

@BoLoudon The other day bomb another country, today ask people to pray. Your president is a fucking joke!

🚨HALLELUJAH: President Trump just launched a new program to urging Americans to dedicate at least an hour per week to prayer. God bless Trump for putting GOD FIRST and urging Americans to turn back to Him. Follow: @BoLoudon

@WhiteHouse Everyday spewing bullshit. The whole world is laughing at you 🫵🏽

Law and order delivered. ALL WE NEEDED WAS A NEW PRESIDENT.

@RpsAgainstTrump Maggots are dumb if they believe this shit

Fox host: When Trump first ran for office, he promised that we would be able to say Merry Christmas again. I think it’s safe to say he has accomplished that. We can say Merry Christmas again.

@RpsAgainstTrump Psycho dickriding a psycho 🤷🏽‍♀️

Trump’s spiritual advisor, Paula White: “To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God.”

@StandUpForTrmp She will just go down….

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says Pam Bondi will go down as the greatest Attorney General America has ever had. Do you fully agree President Trump? YES or NO?

@RapidResponse47 So much of explaining for something YOU 🫵 said was a HOAX! 🤔🤥🤥🤥

@MikeJohnson You knew it’s Christmas?? Thought you always know nothing about anything

The Johnson family and the Johnson team wish you a Merry Christmas!

@mrddmia Go ask that asshole Ben Gvir what he thinks of you Christians. You all are dumb as hell

Dear Christians: If you’re trying to figure out which side we’re on: Jews wish us Merry Christmas. Jews don’t attack our Christmas trees. Jews don’t protest our Christmas celebrations. Jews don’t drive cars through our Christmas markets.

@StateDept Piss off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

President Trump has ushered in a new era of peace through strength. Because of his commitment to the cause of peace around the world, America is respected again on the world stage.

@PressSec @POTUS By dropping bombs and calling people scum? Piss off 😂

Presidential Message on Christmas "During the Christmas season, we pray for an outpouring of God’s abiding love, divine mercy, and everlasting peace upon our country and the entire world." - @POTUS whitehouse.gov/briefings-stat…

@FBIDirectorKash Did you arrest them and send them to Valhalla?

President Trump’s FBI on pace to arrest twice as many violent offenders as last year- 28,000+. 17 major cities show record results of this FBI crushing violent crime and defending the homeland.