Augeia

My dog was prescribed "doggles" this week for his eye condition. Does he remind you of anyone? 😂

For important dog-related content, follow my other Twitter account!

Hi everyone! Miss you all! I'm sure this will be a surprise to many, but I am, in fact, a real person. This person: twitter.com/jenralbert If you follow me here, it would be super great if you followed me over there instead, since that's the account I'm using these days!

I can't ever delete this account because of the dog tweet tho. 🤷🏼‍♀️😎🐺

@SamiAmellHawke 😅😅 well in don't tweet that much generally anyway. I just got sick of doing it in two places.

@augeia I followed too, had no idea! Just thought you went on a twitter break really 😅

Also, realizing now that most of y'all are European and definitely asleep. I'll tweet again in the a.m. 😎

@EricAnder94 Yaaass!

Me, to roommate: Have fun on your date! Don't do anything I wouldn't do! Roommate: That doesn't preclude much. Me: Right ... I did say "have fun"!

These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.

Ben Affleck should not be in period pieces, his face looks like it knows what phones are.

@bellafreck SO EXCITED

Wow, wonderful Pyre fan art!! Thank you!

@mgmmaze @DynamicGamer87 You're cruel

@DynamicGamer87 @augeia

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@LuminosD How was it??

So... starting new job today... nervous much... maybe a little 🙃

The jam sessions at World Fantasy Con are off the hook! #WFC44 #TheDawnWillCome @dragonage

Every damn time.

@DanielKold Congratulations to you and your wife, Daniel! He's amazing!! 🎉🎉

Life changer approaching... yesterday my wife gave birth our little boy. Guess RDR2 will have to wait for a few days 😜 Best main quest I ever succeeded with ❤️