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@AndiMakinana Like when I was at a funeral & the guy next to me asks if I know the wifi password - I say, dude it's a funeral, so he says, is that all lower case?

@leswawe It'll never work, there's no honor amongst thieves

Panyaza is trying to make some political projects which will never work.He think he can unite EFF& MK to ANC as ANC new leader He is trying to make electioneering and corruption with Malema. Once you steal from.poor,you will never stop or get satisfied until get arrested

@BarneySimon Were you stoned?

I remember when I was at school a policeman came in and did a talk on drugs. We couldn't understand a word he was saying.

@ME_Beaumont Lame 🙄

I don't suppose we will see Helen Zille doggy paddling in these township lakes in Cape Town after 20 years of DA government that only benefitted some?

@moreki_mo @Our_DA Just an amateur political point scoring attempt

Stop playing cheap politics madam. You know very well how hard the Western Cape government and the City of Cape Town led by @Our_DA fought and is still fighting for decentralisation of policing (SAPS) powers as an intervention for places like Mitchell's Plein.

@RobynPorteous It was a cunning move by showing up the inept mayor & forcing a result #slamdunk

Real talk: there was zero need for Helen Zille to swim in a pothole.

@siya_later___ @AccordingToLee 💯

@AccordingToLee Fuck you we property owners in Joburg are voting for it.

We are not voting for the DA in Joburg. You want us as locals to be displaced in our own city like you’ve done in Cape Town.

@JordiGriff @Gert0027 💯 but people just like to hate on the DA for vibes

Special Agent uGogoZille has done more to drive service delivery in Joburg as an opposition candidate than any Mayor has done in the city's history. Now imagine if she was actually the Mayor! 🫡🤯 Stop the decline. Restore the shine. Bring back the City of Gold. 🪙🥇🏅🌟🏢🏙🌃

@DereleenJ @helenzille What a pathetically infantile comment

Exactly why @helenzille is in Johannesburg, to swim freely without diving bullets of the Cape Flats.

@ME_Beaumont This instead of fixing the infrastructure- dumb

The tendepreneurs are having their taps turned off! In Tshwane, 15 water tankers have been added to the city’s fleet as it moves away from the outsourcing model which has seen the connected get rich.

@Evidence_Shongw This is so tiring

Helen failed this province but want to help jozi

@MbalulaFikile If billions hadn't been stolen, we wouldn't even need a fuel levy - we're paying for ANC corruption and cadres luxury lifestyles

We welcome the ANC led governments intervention with regards to the rising fuel costs because of the war in the Middle East. By cutting the fuel levy by R3 it will buffer the citizens from rising fuel and food prices. This is what a government that cares and is responsive to the needs of the people does. We welcome this swift response. #ANCatWORK #TheYearOfDecisiveAction

@TotalMotorcycle Clip on handle bar

Q. What am I? Wrong answers only. 🤣😂

@DadaMorero Only after you were embarrassed into fixing it - why wasn't it fixed ages ago?

This was fixed on Sunday Sisi Helen. Please also make use of our service delivery app to report burst pipes.

@JvanLogg That could be juicy

Taxi boss’ chef willing to tell Madlanga Commission about Malema’s ‘midnight visits’ news24.com/southafrica/cr…

@Moto_History Ah, the old water buffalo, what a beautiful machine it was, especially fitted with 3 expansion chambers on it

The 1970s Suzuki GT750 was big 2 stroke touring bike. Although they did not sell well, they were reliable and good looking. #japanesemotorcycles #japanesemotorcyclesinamerica #suzuki #motorcycleengineering #2strokemotorcycles #twostrokemotorcycles

@Abramjee @roger_JMD @HeidiGiokos McKenzie ain't the sharpest tool in the shed did he really think he could get away with these lies

[COMMENT] Gayton McKenzie now claims Jermaine Prim called eNCA’s @HeidiGiokos from a cellphone — even suggesting it was a “spoofed” number. What a joke!! Heidi has already presented evidence showing the call originated from a landline inside the Johannesburg Correctional Centre (see Screen grab). It was a landline number. I’ll say it again: prisoners calling out is nothing new. There are countless examples over the years of inmates communicating with the media — whether through phones, letters, or intermediaries. Have we forgotten about the “Grootvlei Connection”? The real issue is not the call. What Jermaine Prim said is what matters. His allegations are serious. They must be tested. This should be the subject of a proper, transparent investigation. Trying to discredit the call instead of addressing the claims raises more questions than answers.

@BarneySimon Springs

Where would you relocate if you were forced to leave the country?

@VITO_G_Wagon You mean a prisoner doing time for a crime, there's no free weekend passes to attend to funerals for convicted criminals

The most inhuman Minister we have ever had in our Democratic South Africa, sies: How do you refuse a child to go bury her mother ?

@aarohiyadav100 9933

Find out the highest possible no. by moving only 2 match sticks Only 99.09% success.

@TMT_arabic Trump: You'll open it, or else! Iran: Or else what Trump: Or else don't open it