Don Smith

@santanderuk @TSB You now have an even bigger bank with more customers that have to wait 3-5 working days for an email to clear. 2025 and they can’t process an email any quicker than that. Don’t make the mistake of banking with these incompetent people.

Banking is changing, and so must we. We're pleased to announce that we've acquired @TSB from Banco Sabadell, subject to regulatory and shareholder approvals. This move will provide us with the scale needed to accelerate our transformation and become the best bank for all our customers. This is just the beginning. It Starts Here.

@Evologyparking Can someone from Evology please contact me. You have just fined me 60 pounds for none payment of parking but there is money in the Evology account for you to take. Are you really that incompetent? Or do you want to demonstrate on here that you can actually operate as a service?

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@Evologyparking What are your excuses for never answering messages my email or by WhatsApp? Absolute joke of a company.

There are loads of excuses that people give for blocking priority parking spaces; we’ve all heard them before. Just nipping in for 5 minutes to not knowing the spaces weren’t for them. We invented a way of protecting those spaces. Find out more 👉🏽 ow.ly/prr350WMHaM

@Hookean1 I couldn’t agree more…

Science teachers. This summarises succinctly the advantages of teaching mostly within your own discipline of Biology, Chemistry or Physics.

@MarcIles Freudian - I still miss him too…

What have I done with my Monday afternoon? Mostly watched a gorilla pick his nose (and eat it).

@russellcrowe If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled for you are in Elysium…

Where am I now ?

@russellcrowe Aw bless - try the maps app on your phone. You’ll find your way in no time.

Where am I now?

@historyinmemes Illustrated by @MattGroening ?

Around 250 million years ago, the Earth faced a catastrophic event known as the Great Dying, which caused mass extinctions. In the midst of this turmoil, an injured amphibian named Broomistega sought refuge from the harsh conditions. It found solace in a small, warm burrow, already occupied by a dormant Thrinaxodon, an ancestor of mammals, about the size of a fox. Although the researchers discovered two puncture marks on Broomistega, they concluded that they did not match the Thrinaxodon's dental structure. Despite having broken ribs, Broomistega showed signs of healing, suggesting its injury wasn't due to a conflict with the Triassic creatures. The cohabitation between Broomistega and Thrinaxodon was peaceful until a muddy flood suddenly buried them in the burrow while they peacefully rested together.

@harrypetsanis @Gummbyman32 #ExplainThisBob

“One of the best ways to communicate with some people is not to communicate with them at all. Not every person is worthy of our time, our energy, and our words.” —Harry Petsanis #timeisprecious #trustyourinstincts #communicationskills “Communication” Pt.1/4

@ProfBrianCox @johnmichaelw

@johnmichaelw I wouldn’t rule that out - I agree!

Musing, for various reasons. on the origin of life - the transition from geochemistry to biochemistry - and the subsequent near-4 billion year road to civilisation. The more I think about it, the more I’m inclined to guess (because it’s a guess) that the average number of civilisations per galaxy is less than one.

@Hookean1 Thanks for sharing. Great resource.

@TeamL65995247 On it 😉

@authordssmith Yes!!!! Staff room project? 😆

@TeamL65995247 @Hookean1 @cmphysics @RGill_1 @LaurenceSHall1 @BogdanAlecsa @WonyongPark89 @teachingofsci @The_Urell @RBrockPhysics @TASE_Sci @doc_kristy @DocWhalley @elthebasket @harmsy @lfcssa @PhysicsNews @IOPTeaching @chrisharriKings @Primrose_Kitten @natkin @AliKat01 @animatedsci Thank you TeamL. Looks great.

@Hookean1 @cmphysics @RGill_1 @LaurenceSHall1 @BogdanAlecsa @WonyongPark89 @teachingofsci @The_Urell @RBrockPhysics @TASE_Sci @doc_kristy @DocWhalley @elthebasket @harmsy @lfcssa @PhysicsNews @IOPTeaching @chrisharriKings @Primrose_Kitten @natkin @AliKat01 @animatedsci @authordssmith you need to follow this guy (and the others above!) he’s full of super science 🔭🔬

Happy Friday everyone! Great accounts all 🙂

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@elonmusk Some of the most pressing people I know actually believe they’re smart!

Some of the smartest people I know actively believe the press … amazing

@elonmusk You can now get my book at IKEA

Ordered “How to Scam” book months ago but still not arrived. Starting to think it could be … but no I’m sure it’s coming soon.

Remembering Today Pete Shelley ❤️🖤

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely – my variant on Occam’s Razor

@OfficialBWFC @ftfc @SkyBetLeagueOne What a difference Sadlier made 👍👍 More of that Bolton…

@OfficialBWFC @ftfc @SkyBetLeagueOne Doesn’t matter who you play if you don’t know how to organise them as a team!

🔹 Three changes to the starting line-up. 🔹 A first league start for Owen Beck and Dapo Afolayan returns. 🔹 George Thomason replaces the suspended Kyle Dempsey. 📋 The Wanderers team to face @ftfc in the @SkyBetLeagueOne this afternoon: 👇 #BWFC 🐘🏰