seitan? ick, panic!

Let's get down to business

@myunhingedtweet I don't always feel like I have something to say but I am reading and I am rooting for you!

@yofishboy Are you counting sin cos tan?

@edzitron "it's the emoji for me" also a v good line read

The way that the woman says "tortillas" in The Menu might be one of the funniest line deliveries in movie history

@Check_the_Rhime @nabilayers If you liked that one: Deerhoof vs Evil, Friend Opportunity, or Mountain Moves.

@nabilayers I checked out Breakup Song and I loved it, where should I continue?

Watching Deerhoof videos instead of sleeping

@okimstillhungry This is a fantastic article but can someone explain why THIS is the ad being served on your post?

@beeriyum Sometimes the song is but the recording is not

@BStulberg I read Groundedness last year and just got Master of Change. I'll probably give Groundedness a re-read later in the year too.

Who is reading (or re-reading) The Practice of Groundedness or Master of Change to start the year? The books stand alone but are most powerful when read together.

@Very__Regular same but sometimes it's ron rifkin

@sladetim I have to think on some level this is gonna happen in any industry because the "influencer grindset" mentality leads to the same types of behaviors, subject-agnostic.

Hmmm. Sounds familiar. 🤔 #eLearning #InstructionalDesign

@tmbg Read this as you somehow getting a cameo in the default phone clock app and got excited.

We are on the clock app! tiktok.com/t/ZT8SU5dYE/

@deerhoof "you don't know enough" is def a talking point meant to silence legitimate criticism. looking forward to seeing y'all in utrecht 💜

i try to educate myself on the history and context of anything i post about, but i disagree with any suggestion that an inadvertent gap in a person's knowledge means they're no longer eligible to have an opinion about whether their taxes are used to enact genocide

@mattzollerseitz I remember AH-dult being more common in Canada then switching to uh-DULT after moving to Texas.

How do you personally pronounce “adult”?

@sladetim I saw a post recently on LinkedIn where the person effectively said, "when I see someone whose work I like, I do something most people wouldn't do: ask for their time" which made me realize that we're really living in different worlds sometimes.

Please don't "network" like this on LinkedIn.

@thisisgrantlee Congrats on the launch, excited to get my hands on it!

Raw creativity is a gift some are born with. But technology can level the playing field. Today we're excited to release Gamma 1.0. AI text, visuals, and now images - together in one medium to boost your creativity. Sharing some of the first creations sent over by our users🧵

@tmbg But the new site is extra, baby.

Blue canary, you'll never be an x to us. youtube.com/watch?v=LdgRYM…

@bakintas @fasc1nate I think you must have brought this up to us in 2001 and I haven't forgotten

@fasc1nate Knowing the difference between cavalry and Calvary and then using the correct term.

What is the pettiest, most meaningless hill you are willing to die on?

@eakinsey I was at a karaoke bar with some coworkers, and some British uni students sitting next to us, after asking us what we did for work, exclaimed, "Oh, we love LinkedIn!" Have never felt more roasted.

What’s the worst social platform and why is it LinkedIn

@beeriyum All Jack Russell terriers should be named Eddie From Frasier

@eakinsey Walked by this place so many times and never thought to go in for soup!

This cocktail can get it, though. This is the “rose colored lenses” and it’s a gin-based aperol situation with a lime purée #funemployed

One of my favorite pre-pandemic “have a bite and a drink and read 5 chapters of your book” spots changed their menu and no longer has my favorite-in-the-world French Onion soup and while the pandemic/covid has stolen many things from me this feels specifically egregious