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@nocontextmemes I have a CT scan of my head and have been meaning to 3D print my skull to do something similar for years now. Glad to see someone living out my dream lol.

@Anheroic13 @bulimiarch @sarvielle I am a zoomer, it's not all zoomers. Mostly just city raised ones are strange characters, I some friends of a friend looked at me like I just fought off a lion when I walked up to a deer in a college parking lot for shits.

@aweq235 @bulimiarch @sarvielle People, primarily zoomers rn, are very wimpy

I’ll never forget that tiktok of a father saying how his toddler made him eggs but they were like, the best eggs he ever tasted. later that day he couldn’t find any butter so he asked his son where it was and his son told him that he used the Entire Stick of butter for the eggs

@bulimiarch @Anheroic13 @sarvielle You were just a retarded toddler, the rest of us had pretty decent motor functions and a solid understanding of "don't do xyz because you'll get hurt/parents will get angry". Just because you had to be wrapped in bubble wrap doesn't mean the rest of us had to.

@aweq235 @Anheroic13 @sarvielle i didnt know that every toddler on this planet acts the same exact way that you did back when you were one

@bulimiarch @Anheroic13 @sarvielle My parents gave me a shovel and hammer at 3 or 4 years old. All that happened was a big hole appeared in the back yard, and a lot of large rocks became several smaller rocks. The kid will be fine.

@Anheroic13 @sarvielle A 1-5 yr old can very easily hurt themselves in the kitchen, and if you're a good parent you'd look after them. They're still learning, very clumsy and not professional cooks

@redeemed_zoomer I remember doing that, my group removed the pig's eyes for fun and the teacher had the complete opposite reaction you would expect. She took them from us to show them to the other groups cause we got them out in half decent shape. Was a weird class that day lol.

In my high biology class we dissected pig fetuses and the woke pro-choice girls were all “is this ethical?”

@Loudwindow People do this? I normally just smash the keys on the keyboard for a name and then try to make a horrific goblin man to unleash upon the world.

i like that genre of gamer who remakes the same oc in a character creator across every game they play

@NanakoNiku Personally, I never want to read that specific combination of letters ever again but I hope your new mic works I guess...

so i was testing the womb asmr microphone and it broke inside of me.

@meta_mato @Justsomeguy6033 @reddit_lies I would like to believe he would be a Dachshund. A German Shepherd seems too on the nose in my opinion.

@Justsomeguy6033 @reddit_lies What kind of dog do you think Hitler was?

Bro what

@TonyTonyChoprr @_Mononobe_Futo I highly recommend the circles Syrufit, zyrokine and FELT. Sadly they've all ceased operations but they were powerhouses of quality music IMO. Especially FELT.

@_Mononobe_Futo I got in touhou last year (quite new). Sakuya and Reimu are my favourites. I've only played the bullet hell games (TH6 and TH7 not cleared any yet). Read the forbidden scrollery manga. I've listened to the popular songs and favourite so far is Necromantic. And I'm not on Discord

@Simahugu284 The Chinese have been strangely quiet after that huh.

しかしイーロンが言語の壁取り払ってから本当に自称海外住みの日本人アカウント静かになったな👀

@steelhavengame1 @Patriotic4Jesus @FightWithMemes 3 counts of negligent homicide in the US carries a maximum sentence of 9 years. Accounting for other factors (such as reckless driving) would likely extend the sentence massively. 3 lives were lost, 120 hours of community service is not a fair sentence

@Patriotic4Jesus @FightWithMemes Murder is the intentional act of ending a life. He didn't do that. He was a dumb ass. He is not a murderer.

Valid crashout. If he's a murderer, the correct sentence is "death penalty". Idk what the correct penalty for accidental killing is, but it sure as hell isn't "community service". The judge should be required to serve out the killer's sentence for this undeserved leniency.

@ChiseledAdonis I would have to pick guilty, I wouldn't be able trust someone else to make sure I got fed 1-2 times a day and ensure both of us survive. If food was guaranteed daily I would have no issue with picking innocent.

Which one are you choosing 👀

@zrtaylor_ @S1Rguy18 Larry the Cyber Guy

@S1Rguy18 Nooooooooooo It’s my OC Larry

start making robot ocs without screens

@generalthemoon It is our moon, we say it the same way you say "my Canada".

Americans shoudnt have access to the internet If they tweet stupid stuff like “our moon”

@sonyasupposedly My family has safeguards in place to make sure I walk away on top (only child, no siblings getting screwed), but as my parents are getting older I'm not looking forward to the uncomfortable conversations of "so, your assets..." and, "about that bank account"

everyone is gonna be so pissed when the supposed "generational wealth transfer" from boomers goes straight to end-of-life care

@asspecf Ah yes, book girl.

@DaikataroK @RealPostFolder I jog and hike with a 45lb weight pack and sometimes do 100m sprints with it, basically the weight of a small child. It is exhausting to carry without any breaks. I did 7 miles with it last Tuesday and literally collapsed on my bed when I got home. Idk how these people function.

@aweq235 @RealPostFolder Now imagine yourself piggyback on a person. At all times. That's literally her, she's carrying a large adult on her person, on pure lard. She's literally more fat than human

@StijnNL @RealPostFolder She started at 110 and went to 360 which is about 3x her original weight. She tripled in weight

@aweq235 @RealPostFolder Yeah she's fat but if you'd tripled your weight you'd be 750lbs not 360 as his wife is.

@gunjunky @WarMonitorClips I am fairly confident it's a drone for target practice. Especially because it appears to be bright orange for high visibility

@WarMonitorClips Are those pirates?😳😳