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Brandon@LibOrNormal
How much would you have to get paid to do this?!
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@awkwardupward
F Murray Abraham and the horse he rode in on
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@BossNass15 @priceacarter Kelce obviously is. I don't think Len was. Derrick Thomas was a top 5-10 linebacker of all time
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@awkwardupward @priceacarter It was big era. I think both of those guys are more famous outside KC than Derrick Thomas ever was
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Who is on the Kansas City sports Mt. Rushmore?
If we’re going athletes only, I think this is probably my answer. Would consider Lamar Hunt if we were including non-athletes.
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@joe_is_lamo @Is_Not_Brian "a man would have to put his soul at wazard"
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@Is_Not_Brian One of our maintenance guys made a sign that read "wazardous materials here" and the sign stayed up for months before I pointed it out to him.
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The most glaring tell as to whether someone’s being racist for the sake of it about casting a black woman in The Odyssey is that far as I can tell there ain’t a single actual Greek person cast in this movie but Lupita and Zendaya are the only ones anybody’s getting mad about
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
The Odyssey is a fairy tale. I’ve never understood the backlash to casting whoever you want in a fairy tale. Make the Little Mermaid black. Make Jack and the Beanstalk trans. Make Paul Bunyan a Mexican dude. Who fucking gives a shit.
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@AndrewSpruill_ @priceacarter Fingers crossed! Here's the thing: the Chiefs won the third most games of any team in the '90s. It's an era that should be remembered fondly, and no one avatar of that era commemorates it better than DT. He and Len Dawson are a coin flip to me, and that's not a knock on Kelce
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@awkwardupward @priceacarter It isn’t weird when it’s by far the best era you, your dad and your grandpa has ever seen and it isn’t even over yet
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@priceacarter can't go wrong with Len either, considering how much he meant to the franchise and the city. My logic for putting DT ahead of him is that he really was our one continuous superstar during the entire 90s and obviously ranks higher all time at his respective position than Len did
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@awkwardupward I’d think it would be Len Dawson if not Kelce. DT was incredible for sure but Dawson was iconic and had a great career in TV after.
I wasn’t alive but so I’ve been told.
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I’m sorry but “lemme think about this one, kids” reads like “let me wait until less mealymouthed critics make meaningful observations I can parrot”
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@YRespectfullyK fair enough. we aren't talking about you then. we're talking about the generic dumb bigot you've (correctly) imagined. The point still stands. if you're implying that a more flattering photo would elicit a less dumb or bigoted response from those people, I don't think it would
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@awkwardupward You people really aren't getting that I'm not myself hating on her. I like her as an actress and I think she's beautiful.
These apparently fake photos, were definitely cooked up to portray her in the worst light.
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I think a person who’s less bigoted and/or dumb might evaluate what sort of “bait” elicits their hatred
TheBalancingAct@YRespectfullyK
@CoreyWriting That said. The initial photos of her as Helen of Troy have been abominable to the extent of intentional baiting of hatred. She is a beautiful woman but this is a straight up criminal photo to exhibit it.
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Jim Carrey One Last Ride performing his catalogue of beloved songs
Ray Padgett@rayfp
Checking in on one of my favorite subgenres of AI slop for Facebook boomers: The "One Last Ride" tours
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@TheWapplehouse fairy tales aside, remember when rush limbaugh pooped his diaper because people mentioned idris elba *could* play james bond? "James Bond was white and Scottish, period!"
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The Odyssey is a fairy tale. I’ve never understood the backlash to casting whoever you want in a fairy tale. Make the Little Mermaid black. Make Jack and the Beanstalk trans. Make Paul Bunyan a Mexican dude. Who fucking gives a shit.
arvo färt@arvofart
You’d have to be insanely racist to pretend like Lupita Nyong’o isn’t one of the most beautiful women alive
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I love Gene Hackman and the guy obviously had charisma for days but it's so funny that when he died everyone was like "I'm gonna miss this ugly guy"
Carbon Helium@CarbonHelium
My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking
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Jeff Ross has been fighting for free speech since he was 16 years old.
Google Jeff Ross 16 year old to find out more
Variety@Variety
Jeff Ross says "The Roast of Kevin Hart" was "a real testament to free speech": "Last night there were jokes about very provocative subjects, handled by professionals. It was a real testament to free speech, because people were saying whatever they wanted. That wasn’t just the conservative white guys — that was the liberals too. And sometimes you can’t even tell who’s who, and that’s when jokes have the most impact." variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…
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pronouncing "Draymond" like it rhymes with "Raymond" is a tell and a half
White Fellas For Kamala 2026@BeigeFrequency
Hinchcliffe has to be the new Epstein or something. Blackmail is the only plausible explanation for his career.
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@BisqueBoi they were my first concert, and I'd be lying if I said blood sugar sex magik wasn't formative for me
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At their best as essentially a Parliament tribute band, middling to fine ever since.
🎸 Rock History 🎸@historyrock_
What do you think of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
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it’s even more softball than you can imagine: No mention of Netanyahu’s ICC warrant, no mention of the 20,000+ dead children, no mention of 200+ journalists killed, 60 Mins props up conspiracy theory outrage over Gaza is driven by foreign bots; no mention of “Palestinians” at all
Séamus Malekafzali@Seamus_Malek
i feel like clicking on this is going to feel like pressing the button on a saw trap
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