Alise

Taking my 72 month old son for a walk 🐱🍼

I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

the american woodcock in bryant park right now

@B00bs_Radley He was nervous he’d get in trouble, I guess 😂😂

This is so funny Japanese culture so conservative their tsa acts like cops faking Fent OD from touching it, but for Adderall

@leahfrombklyn When we went I had to have paperwork signed and stamped by Japan and my doctors office here. It took a ton of prep. When we landed, we declared it and the guy who had to search my medication’s hands were SHAKING just holding the pill bottle. It was rather funny ngl

Excuse me??? I had no idea that Adderall is illegal in Japan (yes even if prescribed from another country) and that if you have it, they will promptly arrest you.

south park writers hearing the news about kristi noem’s husband

One of the subway stations in Xi’An. Clean, beautiful, futuristic.

made this version into a gif and edited out the hand on his face lol

Can I say the quiet part out loud? I don’t want to work a corporate job anymore. I’m tired. It’s exhausting having to make money just to live on this expensive planet that I was plopped onto. I want to live a full life. I want to travel. I want to make lots of friends and love lots of animals. I want to eat good food, read good books, watch good movies, drink good wine and lay on my fucking couch. And I want to NOT have to write a bunch of stupid emails every day in order to earn those things.

"America and Israel attack Iran"

PSA: Amazon is changing how wishlists work. Starting March 25th, your address may now be show to the gift purchaser. For all the girlies out there with public lists, you might want to set up a PO Box on your account if it’s not already.

@dolanpilled What about this lady

is this something

when will I feel alive again?

i think i am okay but then something bad happens and it's like wow i will never stop being 13 years old and lonely

no one talks about how full-time jobs quietly erase your hobbies

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

@CloudStrife1711 @blis5ful Nope, the food in my pic was vegetarian 🤪

@aycarter @blis5ful how it's made:)

why does everyone want to go to japan lets go to china