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@AlexanderTw33ts im down (not ds) with dat shir 💩

people don’t realize that the majority of toilets go unused all day imagine a future where your toilet can go out into the world and make money for you imagine renting out your self driving toilet to your neighbours

@elonmusk Headquartered in Chihuahua.

Potential name for the AI industry regulatory authority: AI Associated Institute of America, Inc or AIAIAI, pronounced “ay yai yai”

@tinfoilPsyop @NeetWorldOrder check all they harddrive blizzard

@NeetWorldOrder someone check that nigga harddrive.

y'all can't convince me this 9-5 shit ain't torture

@01Patriot1776 hallelujah

Ive got some demons I need to get rid of 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@therealbuni pretty evenly matched

Un tipo sentía ruidos raros afuera de su casa Salio Y habia 2 canguros cagandose a piñas Re picante la pelea

What are Men that only like to hang around other Man called ?

@OrevaZSN your teeth

Don’t use plastic cutting boards, they’ll leach microplastics into your food. Don’t use wood, it can harbor bacteria. Don’t use metal, glass, or stone, they’ll dull your knives. So what am I supposed to use to cut this apple?

@MIB42069 i can feel it from here

I can feel my body’s aura

Barista gave me 16 oz of undiluted coldbrew concentrate

@MIB42069 bro stop ticklin' him thats rude

@RadioGenoa it is also possible that it is not

@RadioGenoa that is 2 Shuvs an old school hip hop legend if you know you know

He takes the food, doesn't pay, hits a waitress, and calmly leaves without anyone stopping him. Sadiq Khan's London is hell.

@GR_businessman did they try tickling

WATCH: A Grand Rapids police officer suffered a broken leg and torn ligaments after a passenger refused commands during a traffic stop. Police say the man was not wearing a seatbelt, declined to show ID, and would not exit the vehicle. Officers used force to remove him after he resisted. The suspect is now facing multiple charges.

@ProjectGokuu i got a free cream that'll do that

Dr. Rachel Rubin says a $14 cream can prevent women from dying of UTIs. A urologist, she's furious this isn't common knowledge. Vaginal estrogen, rubbed in twice a week like sunscreen, does a lot at once: Fewer UTIs Less urgency and leakage Less painful, dry sex "this cream can also help prevent death from urinary tract infections." In older women, UTIs can turn into sepsis and kill. Research since the 1990s shows vaginal estrogen cuts UTIs by more than half. It's cheap, generic, and safe, yet most women are never offered it. She says the data has been sitting there for decades, ignored. A pharmacy cream costing less than lunch is being kept from the women it could save. — Dr Rachel Rubin on Steven Bartlett's (.@StevenBartlett) Diary of a CEO podcast

@Rightanglenews beautiful country

Video out of London shows officers allowing an African migrant to walk free after attacking a White man, while arresting the White man for defending himself, as the migrant’s friends laugh and point at the detained White man.

@TaraBull be honest

Madonna, 67, turning heads as she steps out in a blue dress in Paris

@RetroCoast depends what you use it for

It's called duct tape not duck tape

@timmyhasagoatee “Form don’t hit back.”—BRUCE LEE

A lot of jacked gym bros have the worst form ever, that’s how I know that volume matters more than form

@even__tide @DearS_o_n and look where this pipe dream landed him

@DearS_o_n Bruce Lee’s method of writing down letter to himself and reading out loud every day. Subconsciously lays the road so your main consciousness can drive it. Try it!

As a man, during your darkest period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health? Please be HONEST.

Gracie the giraffe, who had been missing from a ranch in Texas for two weeks, has reportedly been found safe Social media posts claimed to have spotted the giraffe's capture

@insanexvixen @lana_viss no you don't

@lana_viss I wanna hear the soft moans in my ear.

Do women actually like when men moan? 😭