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@WarCo1 @Polymarket

Here’s the email to employees: Team, Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative. Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue. It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month. For context: •NASA landed on the moon for less. •We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic. •Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket. •Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis. •The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia. While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that: •“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations. •Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive. •One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation. Going forward, please observe the following guidelines: 1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.” 2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider. 3Claude should not be used to: ◦settle fantasy football disputes, ◦write your wedding vows 97 times, ◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio, ◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?” Most importantly: 
If you see the message: “This request may require additional datacenter construction” …please stop immediately and contact IT. Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time. Warm regards,
Management P.S. Whoever prompted: “Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983” …we just want to talk.

NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.

@Polymarket Sounds like the AI consultants did a pretty bang up job

@DJSnM @WarMonitor3 Thats dark

@WarMonitor3 I guarantee you that 100% of them could get a plane on the ground.

1-2 men according to recent studies believe they could land a passenger plane in an emergency-DM

@Truthful_ast This is not a competition moment man. Its just a sad day for everyone who loves and dreams space exploration. Wishing BO fast recovery

I love New Glenn, it's in my top 5 favourite rockets ever But I just know all those who said New Glenn is better than Starship because they'll beat HLS due to no iterative development and no failures will stay completely silent Reverse the roles and everyone is shitting on SpaceX saying the Starship program is a failure

@roestikrokette @Truthful_ast 100% with you

@Truthful_ast Im Not in Team SpaceX OR Team Blue. Im a Space Nerd and i know, we will need both companys to archieve the Goal of a moon Base. This Explosion is such a setback. It will delay everything 😢

All of the "this is why you don't do iterative development, New Glenn is superior" arguments are out of the window, this is a far worse failure than Starship's New Glenn was operational, just had a second stage failure, and now destroyed an entire stack, the erector, a lightning tower, and for sure a lot of the pad. Blue Origin will bounce back but this is a horrible delay and pushes them back for the entire year and more. To the Blue Origin team keep you heads up high, this is just so unfortunate.

@Truthful_ast Yeah huge encouragement to the team. This must be devastating. Their development has been so exciting. I hope they push and dont get discouraged

@hahaha0912332 @Husvero I get it, the music in silksong is great. But the hollow knight theme across zones, bosses and cinematics just enchants me.

@b1gbaf @Husvero choral chambers, the choir. the marrow, awakening, skarrsinger, nyleth, a bunch of the silksong soundtrack is leagues ahead hks atleast imo

Silksong is arguably better in most ways, but man was Hollow Knight a miracle of a game. Astonishing level of polish and amount of content for an indie studio’s debut game. Team Cherry truly caught lightning in a bottle.

@SciGuySpace Relax asshole. I love starship, but it hasn't been a series of successes either.

Wow. Not good at all.

@VantagePointHQx @blueorigin @SawyerMerritt Woopsies. Rooting for them though, keep pushing, we need more players in the space business.

@blueorigin @SawyerMerritt What an anomaly means in the world of Rockets…

We experienced an anomaly during today's hotfire test. All personnel have been accounted for. We will provide updates as we learn more.

@DiscussingFilm I love elevenlabs

An AI company ElevenLabs has struck a deal for voice and likeness of Stan Lee, so they can recreate it with AI. It will be added to a marketplace where various celebrity voices and likenesses that be generated with AI that companies can license for commercial use.

@Polymarket American salaries haven’t kept up with inflation either. Maybe Mike Johnson should work harder, cancel Netflix, stop buying coffee, and pick himself up by those little bootstraps Republicans keep throwing at poor people.

Enhanced Games is backfiring. None of the athletes are beating any records. Proving everyone's point that the top athletes are using steroids already.

@thechosenberg Regardless of temperature, telling a teenager what he needs to wear in his room is still crazy.

Completely normal 19 year old behavior

@BiggClayMusic @aviationbrk Once they are all ai driven like hive mind it will work like a charm.

@aviationbrk 1 of many reasons why we can’t and will not ever have flying cars in our lifetime.

🚨 WATCH: A paraglider gets hit by a Cessna 172 near the Austrian town of Zell am See. The paraglider was able to pull her rescue parachute and land safely shortly after the incident on Saturday. According to police, the 44-year-old Austrian had started from Schmittenhöhe in the direction of Piesendorf. Above the Pinzgauer Hütte, she collided at 1:15 p.m. with the Cessna piloted by a 28-year-old. The pilot of the Cessna, which flew from the Glemm Valley in the direction of Zell am See, was able to land the aircraft safely at Zell am See Airport. Video: sab_thi

@Alicia_Bittle_ So funny, my wife doesn't like it when I wear deodorant. She always says she "loves my smell".

Men, if this ever happens to you, and your wife/gf didn’t just come off birth control… GET CHECKED FOR CANCER

Bugonia is an absolute masterpiece

@rahul_twtss @BenjaminDEKR Yes!

@BenjaminDEKR Mastering Regex? It's all trial and error paired with Stack Overflow answers.

Imagine spending years mastering Regex right before LLMs arrive

@BenjaminDEKR Who masters regex?? Just copy paste from stack overflow no?

@GrandpaRoy2 They already have cardboard lightweight, one time use drones. Very effective.

A kit available on the internet turns an ordinary paper airplane made from a sheet of A4 paper into a real mini-drone. I can’t help looking at this whimsical little thing and picturing how it could be scaled up and weaponized for use in Ukraine.