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this is not an original take but the idea of trump being the only person to slow down the spread of right wing populism in europe by just being an ass president and therefore forcing people to disassociate with him is pretty funny

UK turning back to reform party and Nigel Farage, the guy who single handedly set off both their economic and immigration problems in the first place, would be obscenely stupid that being said keir starmer is a knob

@inmypoloshirt bro for a couple of months teejayx6 was my hero

the scam rap era was actually crazy these niggas was making songs and just casually saying they crimes in them 😭😭😭

Adding James Harden to win a championship is like marrying a stripper because you want a family.

australian who wrote this isn’t happy about it

If you send me a post that says “send this to someone who…” I hate you I hate you I hate you vile pig can you please eat your slop without shoving it in my feed

@SleeperChicago is him sucking balls a good enough reason

Is there any reason for us not to keep Collin Sexton? - Cheap - Veteran role player - Locker room leader Should we resign him?

Zohran Kwame Mamdani is going to bring a championship to New York. Cuomo could never.

what the fuck is even a centrist policy

i feel like atp yusuf dikeç is ruining the culture he’s making nonchalant maxxing mfers cream themselves

@BearinVegas ARE U SERIOUS

Here me out... 1. Josh Giddey 2. Ayo Dosunmu 3. Matas Buzelis 4. Caleb Wilson/Cam Boozer 5. Chris Cenac Jr/Jayden Quaintance That can honestly be a playoff team in the East. 🤣 #SeeRed

@elonmusk @anishmoonka at least bees are incapable of performing a woke flip huh

@anishmoonka Fun while it lasted

A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive. When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him. The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them. By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again. A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead. The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.

@JAYChi_Bulls at least bulls basketball would be worth watching

I know a lot of people have Sean Sweeney as their top option for the next Head Coach of The Chicago Bulls and I’m here for it. The resume and defensive knowledge along with development are all great things this Bulls team needs. If BG decides it we ride with it! 👀🔴

@Farbod_E no

Congratulations to Kawhi Leonard for making the All-NBA second team. Do you think he should have been on the first team?

@CHGO_Bulls @MikeAScotto REPORT: piss and shit found next to each other in the toilet bowl

REPORT: The Chicago Bulls will interview Miami Heat assistant coach Chris Quinn as part of their head coaching search, per @MikeAScotto. Do you want Quinn, Bulls Nation?

@ryan__he these names are oso terrible

got an amber alert while I was listening to this jpegmafia album and thought it was part of the song for a solid ten seconds

@LakeShowYo logic

1 word to describe Hartenstein?

maintaining aura is so much effort and never worth because eventually you’re going to slip up anyways and contradict the image people have of you and all that stress was for nothing. better to be an open book and stupid so that when you do have good moments it’s a nice surprise

@BrickCenter_ does mark dagnault gather everyone in the locker room and teach them how to be awful people or what

HARTENSTEIN PULLED CASTLE'S HAIR 🤔🤔🤔