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Ladies find yourself a man who knows the difference between “beige” and: - Nude - Sand - Taupe - Greige - Oatmeal - Biscuit - Camel - Tan - Stone - Mushroom - Fawn - Almond - Latte - Caramel - Toffee - Mocha - Walnut - Parchment - Ecru - Sahara - Dune - Warm Linen

Overachievers, let's hit that quota. Who's with me? 😂

So the doc's giving me a prostate exam and casually drops: 'You should ejaculate at least 21 times a month for prostate health.' I'm over here averaging like 12 and feeling called out. But challenge accepted. New schedule: two days on, one day rest, repeat.

Reject Millennial grey. Embrace color.

genie bottle collection

@slwhndsqckgns Dope set. Hope you get a lot of use from it! ♟️

Co-worker: I'm getting rid of a bunch of shit and I know you play chess. You want this? Me: How much? Co-worker: Nothing Me: This is badass, are you sure? Co-worker: Buy me a red bull tomorrow. Me: 🤝

@KristiTalmadge We’re twinning today. Client sent over a terrible contract today so I’ve been redlining like an attorney since I woke up. Just now heating up some leftovers. Loooong day.

To my fellow thinkers, writers, and journalists; You know how sometimes you get so into your work that you made coffee to make breakfast at 6 AM and you look down and it is almost 4:30 PM and you haven't made yourself anything to eat yet? Yeah, I'm gonna go make breakfast. 🤣

"Hello again / Seems like forever between now and then" - Stolen Away on 55th & 3rd #MusicMonday

@BasedMikeLee I really liked the Chewbacca jury duty part, that was 🔥

I don’t always draw insights from the movie Shrek on the Senate floor But when I do, I prefer to quote Lord Farquaad

Paul Giamata’s portrayal of villain Nus Braka in Star Trek: Starfleet Academy lands him among top tier Star Trek villains along side, The Borg, Kahn, and even Harry Mudd.

@BasedMikeLee @KevinRobertsTX 👏Thank you!🙏

Just finished another round of refuting disingenuous arguments raised by Senate Democrats against the SAVE America Act It appears they don’t have any non-disingenuous arguments Which is why we’re going to win—as long as we debate this long enough

Connecticut Dems demand IDs to recycle cans but reject GOP efforts to verify citizenship at polls trib.al/FYPhfpd

@CTCentinal Sounds like they should have their nonprofit status revoked for supporting terrorism. And to the extent that any of their employees are getting public service loan forgiveness on their student loans, those should be cancelled.

Hartford BLM Asks Iran To Hack America connecticutcentinal.com/opinion/2026/0…

Frame it and hang it in the Louvre! Max crossing the finish line, wining NLS2 🙌

POV: You are Max Verstappen tackling the Green Hell this weekend. No music, no edits. Just 100% pure, unfiltered GT3 onboard. See what Max is facing as @davidperel tackles the Nordschleife in the Ferrari 296 GT3. Will Max tame the Green Hell, or will it tame him? 👇

Coffee and croissants 🥐

Verstappen, Juncadella & Gounon are the first winners of the 2026 season of the ADAC RAVENOL Nürburgring Langstrecken-Serie in their Mercedes-AMG GT3 (#3)! 🏆 Behind them, the BMW M4 GT3 EVO from ROWE RACING (#99) and the Porsche 911 GT3 R from Falken Motorsports (#44) take second and third place. #HeartRace #NLS2

@Eggveal_ @saypband And you lived to tell about it. 🔫

Took a ferry and drove two hours to see @saypband in Hartford last night. Do not sleep on them. They made my old emo heart so happy.

@AdamsBoxingShow lol. Nope.

Do we have anyone picking Keith “One Time” Thurman for the upset(+280) win next Saturday over Sebastian Fundora👀?

The mayor of Hamden, CT just proposed a 5% tax hike. While @Yale gives millions to New Haven, they give little if anything (aside from their awful and woke spring glen politics) to Hamden. Yale & @QuinnipiacU should start kicking in. Make them pay their share for our community