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The Supreme Court is the highest court in the UK legal system, meaning its decisions are final and cannot be appealed to any other court

Assemblyman Lyle Culpepper introduces several new official gender identities to Canadian Congress!

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

I’m ‘warm-handed’. This is not possible for me.

@TheOnlyGuru anarchist thugs.

This is the Take Back Power fool. Went to uni, 30yo, unemployed. She’s nothing but a shoplifter.

@Slouloulou @NicolaSillyBum

@NicolaSillyBum I feel like he was dead when this came out. But then so was saville.

@BertDalziel paired with a chilled Sancerre

this evening’s train meal is as follows: a latte, salt and vinegar crisps, a twix. Let it not be said that I do not cover all the food groups.

@Slouloulou she get the lawyers on you?

Sharleen

Charlene been chugging on helium since she was on ten minutes ago #totp

What’s one slightly odd, but totally harmless habit you have? Mine is using matching coloured pegs for each item of washing on the line, in order of the rainbow song (red & yellow & pink & green…)

@Prinny_sparkle he’s really just a nobody who goes around and tells everyone his opinions.

Horse racing is not my thing, I still think he’s being a right cunt though.

@JazzMemes great tune

M&S Frozen french fries tho

Sorry, can’t understand what you’re saying with Hezbollah’s dick in your mouth.

This is the book the organic yeast fondlers of Stroud Brewery decided must not be discussed because @robjessel16 and I know that biological sex is real. amazon.co.uk/Pornocracy-Jo-…

The low hanging fruit farmers are farming the low hanging fruit today.

New super strong password just dropped

@hepimp disgraceful stuff

🎵Boon Boon Boon Boon I want you in my room Let's spend the night together From now until forever🎵

🚨 JUST IN: UK PM Keir Starmer is being RIPPED worldwide after proclaiming, "we just reached a ceasefire" The UK REFUSED to help President Trump and had NO role in pulling this off. It's not "WE," not even close! 🤡

🚨 CHOCOLATIER PROVES VIRAL “FAKE HERSHEY” VIDEOS ARE REAL — AND THE REASON IS WORSE THAN PEOPLE THINK A professional chocolatier just ran late-night tests and says the viral “fake chocolate” clips aren’t fake at all. But it’s not what people think. • He bought multiple Hershey bars to test the theory • Found no major ingredient change on the label • Identified PGPR, an emulsifier used to cut costs and improve flow • Heated bars near melting point… then cooled them back down • Chocolate didn’t melt... it turned soft, bendy, almost plastic His conclusion? The structure of the chocolate is breaking down. When cocoa butter crystals lose their bond the bar stops snapping and starts flexing. Not fake. Not necessarily a new formula. Just temperature + structure failure happening in real time. Are we really supposed to believe this is normal?

Holding up a jar of pickles to the cashier and asking if these are “the real deal” neither of us knows what I mean, but I have a gun

BREAKING: Hackers have stolen 10 petabytes of data from China’s largest state-run supercomputing facility in Tianjin The hackers were inside the system for months & stole: - Missile and bomb schematics - Aerospace and aviation research - Bioinformatics & fusion simulation data