Backwoods Monster

Playin horseshoes at the strip club

I used to be a nickelback hater but that shit becomes the gospel when you're three beers in

if i was odysseus i wouldve just called my wife to tell her im alive because i live in the modern times and not da ancient times

What if Motörhead was gay in a somewhat interesting way?

@temp6t Using Dragon Dance for the first time at twelve years old

how 10 year old me saw any non attacking move in pokemon

BACK OFF HE'LL JERK YOU OFF HEADSTRONG TO JERK OFF ANYONE

@pokemonpatches Deoxys Speed got me movin like an invasive species

Held Items - Added a new held item called the “Brick”, which only exists to allow Fling to always OHKO the target

Counting or not counting Gough violence

🕺🏻 Pingpung

It's better to be respected than to be feared. That's why I make all of my scarecrows look like positive crow authority figures

@clownbusting Goku....

this reminds me of the post from a fellow who lived in such a small village the only girl he’d ever seen was his gramma

Walking my puppy gf in the Summer with no socks on her paws

@pastoralcomical An ass is cracked, whereas boobs are boobs

it’s interesting that boobs are considered a pair but an ass (2 cheeks) is considered one unit. or maybe it’s not interesting. you decided

@pokemonpatches Running Rivalry Haxorus like my forefathers did in gen 5

Hitmonlee - Hitmonlee has been given the all-new “Ball Crusher”; a 65 BP, Physical Fighting type attack that deals double damage if the target is male

@thotprocess69 "Pinteresting"

@_undeadinside @WackyCokehead @mo_wenhao @CatAndPain And the fact you're still lurking after getting ignored by them means you took this personally and are trying to frame it in a way that gives you moral justification which is arguably ten times more reddit pilled lmao

@backwoodsmonstr @WackyCokehead @mo_wenhao @CatAndPain i promise he knows the joke, its just that shirking earnest curiousness and a chance to have a moment of connectivity just to be unfunny is like... really annoying and irony poisoned lol

I love that we have the God of the Depths in real life

@_undeadinside @WackyCokehead @mo_wenhao @CatAndPain I think it's way too silly and inconsequential to be "shirking earnest curiousness and a chance to have a moment of connectivity" and I think it's nonsensical to paint it in that light after you told a mf "your uncle should have shot it on her back instead" for making a lil joke

@skaterz090 @Li9uwz This ain't even your tweet lil bro

@Li9uwz bro has nothing on me

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

@WackyCokehead @mo_wenhao @CatAndPain That's the joke bro lmao they're emulating how reddit mfs talk to be intentionally absurd

@mo_wenhao @CatAndPain “Errrrm eeecck uhh it says that right there” Yeah but i was asking what exactly is it you stupid cocksucker