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the price is on the can tho

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Phteven@baconflavoring·
if I went to Outback Steakhouse by myself tonight and asked for a table for 2, then got progressively sadder as the night went on alone, do you think they’d give me my steak for free?
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@EDubble111 @DragonflyJonez very valid point. they might know about it because of their kids / nieces / nephews, but there’s a bunch of scientific data that shows people listen to less variety as they get older. I do think these days it’s harder to “avoid” news about pop stars or musicians than athletes
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E Dubs@EDubble111·
@baconflavoring @DragonflyJonez That is def true but I think it’s an age thing too. For whatever reason music is the one thing people stop seeking out. Chances are a coworker over 40 is not gonna know who Sabrina carpenter or Olivia Rodrigo is either. Most people like some type of music but it’s usually limited
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🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢
Music will always be bigger than sports. If you meet someone who’s not a sports fan…you get it. You understand. If you meet someone who doesn’t listen to music you’ll think they’re a fuckin psychopath
🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢@DragonflyJonez

Klay got ppl lying. Athletes are not that popular. I know I aint the only one whos ecstatic whenever I find out a coworker is a sports fan bc sports fans in the workplace are so hard to come by. Like thank you God I got someone to talk playoffs with on this bland ass work trip

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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@EDubble111 @DragonflyJonez lotta white folks just flat out ignore any black music, sometimes maliciously sometimes not. those coworkers who have never heard Kanye or Kendrick could rattle off lyrics to a dozen Coldplay or Sheryl Crow songs
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E Dubs@EDubble111·
@DragonflyJonez I kinda agree with this but I kinda disagree. I agree about the not knowing who sports stars are. But people don’t be knowing about music. I had a coworker who said she had never heard a Kanye song. When Kendrick got the Super Bowl the vast majority of my coworkers didnt know him
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@DAVEY_FIRED he did an interview with Mead where they talked about what an Australian home run call would sound like and that’s what Mead told him to say impressive though to find a way to be upset in a 14-2 win!
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@JeremiahDJohns I’ll be honest I saw Dune 2 this way and it kinda sucked. the movie was great but the 4DX def took me out of it. this kinda stuff should be for campy movies only
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@JeremiahDJohns might be a hot take but I think “this is ableist” is too easy to include in the bracket. there’s a million of those each year and they’re too easy of a target - the bracket is best when it’s unique lunacy
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Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns·
"Ableism is when you take a vacation to Bali without weed" Solid bracket contender
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@mervynpervyn @TheChrisLambert this makes some sense to me. I’d be more inclined to understand the guy if he mistakenly watched a movie called Stellar or like Intersolar the titles aren’t remotely close!
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Mervyn@mervynpervyn·
@TheChrisLambert To be fair, I was intending to warch star wars rogue one, and i was watching a crocodile roaming around a swamp for 20 mins wondering when some light sabers are going to break out before i realised i was watching Rogue.
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@jordancicchelli your eyes are too open. the best pros close their eyes throughout the entire swing
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Jordan@jordancicchelli·
genuinely please critique my swing everything hooks right
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@rachxboyd me opening MLB app this morning to see the pitching matchup
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Rachael Boyd☀️@rachxboyd·
took the day off work so I can watch Miles Mikolas pitch against the Cardinals today. this is APPOINTMENT television
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@rachxboyd @MarkZuckerman HOME. OPENER. AGAINST THE DODGERS. the new front office and coaching staff have been clicking with almost every move to start the season but this was a bigger miss than previously though possible
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Mark Zuckerman@MarkZuckerman·
Third homer off Mikolas in the last two innings. It's 7-4 Dodgers.
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@rachxboyd @MarkZuckerman first pitcher in Nationals history to give up 11 earned runs in a start. happy home opener!!!
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PFT Commenter@PFTCommenter·
I have now upgraded the Nats 2026 cieling to “pesky little team”. Phillies have been downgraded to “turbo ass”.
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@M_Bulger19 I mean, shouldn’t it be that newer coaches like Scheyer should get more grace, not that nobody gets any grace at all? winning a title is ridiculously hard, only deliberately obtuse people say otherwise
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Dylan's Crews@dylancrewscigar·
@TalkNats Just such an odd thing to care about i don't get it
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Jani Gem 🌶@Jani__Gee·
Outside and the dj played “at eastern motors” My home 😭😭
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@drive1n_manager @EmSheDoesIt the point wasn’t whether he was profitable or not, the point was how addictive it was and how it seemingly unlocked a version of himself he didn’t know existed and didn’t like
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guy incognito@drive1n_manager·
@EmSheDoesIt Have you actually read the criticisms? The guy was profitable after 13 weeks and down a whopping $75 after 14 weeks. Creating a premise up front and then making sure the outcome meets the pre-determined outcome is dogshit journalism.
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@SteadyLosing mf was JACKING threes and I suspect the wizards were intentionally fouling
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Jrue-Tang Forever@SteadyLosing·
i was so stoked when i seen the texts bruh got 83 on 20-43 & 7-22 from 3? he wasnt even hot fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he was begging
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@purpledrank0 dunno that it’s necessarily wrong to say that of course Suwinski has potential to play better when batting 8th in a billion dollar lineup winning 110 games vs batting 3rd in a $50M one winning 70 both are a problem and a product of a bad system
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Phteven@baconflavoring·
@ElyseBee counterpoint: idiots feeling the need to spout dumbass takes about a sport usually means the sport is reaching a new level of popularity!
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