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@RyanWatcher2001 @RobbinRams Fuck

@RobbinRams He's only haunting those who buys the Tongva Hills Mansion.

Ghost of Devin Weston found in the new GTA Online DLC

@Aliathewhite OWOR!

Then Travis Scott starts rapping

@NitroSpidey That’s captain man

who the actual fuck is that guy in the middle that’s straight up just a guy Reed and Scott look sick though, I’ll give them that

@ginamilan_ Send em back

If it wasn’t for Brad Pitt, they’d still be rotting in some third-world shithole.

@KanesCabDriv3r My boomer parents refused to let me set up a trust. So now when they die there’s a big ass chance blackrock is getting the house not me

Boomers really got to enjoy drunk driving and homeownership and then said fuck everyone else you don’t get do have fun

@fesshole Meanwhile the pedo government was getting the girls delivered straight to their doorstep

My Polish cousin sent her daughter over to stay with us in England for the weekend as she wanted to go to an anime convention. It turns out being a 47 year old man waiting alone in an airport for a 17 year old Polish girl does alert the authorities.

This is how you interview for a job at Microsoft

@kzzrttt no fr I’ve closed the entire app as soon as I make that mistake

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

@Thickfitjen Gayer than gay sex

This gay as hell

If it was me out there #different

@PubWanghaf The “WE WUZ KANGS” echoes in my head everytime I see them blaming anyone but themselves

It’s crazy that in the time period between Whites building that boat and those planes, Africans still never managed to figure out digging wells

@TheGTA6Zone It’s just gonna be RedDeadRedemption 2.5 with a reskin watch. Everyone’s gonna be pissed

Unpopular opinion: Marketing for GTA 6 has been absolutely horrendous.

@DolioJ They are doing what they let all the illegal do in “their” country. Fucking dumbasses

Encountered 3 bicyclists down on our helipad area. Me: can I help you? Them, sprawled out on sleeping mats: Nope. (Thick German accents) Me: Are you planning to camp here tonight? Them: Yes. Me: Well, this is private property and our campground will cost you $20. This is a search & rescue helipad and I'll need you to move to one of our sites. Them: Well, then we actually want to use a free campsite across the road, but decided to eat here first. Me: Oh, that's why you have your sleeping gear out. Listen, if you're not renting a site, you're trespassing and need to go. Them: We didn't know it was private. Me: The signs, the gates, and the neatly mowed field in the middle of the wilderness wasn't a clue? Come on. Them: Well, we'll finish eating and move on. Me: See that you do, or if you decide to stay, stop by the office. There is another big group of cyclists here, enjoying our site amenities because they checked in and paid. I'll be back. Europeans are the worst. The group that paid and is having a blast here? Americans.

@owenbroadcast You should have called him a Clown Bastard for that fr

my wife’s friend has a kid. he’s three or four. im meeting him for the first time at this street fair. the other parents are all getting food, so its just me and him. me: so… do you have any pets? him: yes. his name is rex. perfect. this is a standard way for me to get in with a kid. me: is rex a dog? him: no. me: a cat? him: no. okay. now this is interesting. bird? no. oh, i got it. you have a fish. is he a fish? no. okay. now im locked in. what animal does this kid have? oh, maybe your dad keeps reptiles. lizard? no. turtle? no. …frog? no. the other parents have been getting food. there’s a long line. a long time has already passed. but im on a quest now. i am totally absorbed into deducing what weird animal this kid has. is he rich? i don’t think so. “is rex a horse?”. “no”. what else is there? monkey? do you have a monkey at your house? no. so now im just sitting there, staring off with this three year old, who i don’t really know yet - completely vexed. snake? no. rabbit? no. does your dad keep moles or something? mole? no. …octopus? no. clam? does your dad keep some kind of clam in a tank at your house? “no.” his mom walks back over with food. i say, “hey, he’s telling me about rex.” and she says: “oh. yeah rex is our dog.”

@Wandregisel98 These days I feel even the slightest hint of flirting with a girl will get me skinned alive and registered as a hyper lethal sex offender.

Remember chuds, don't fall in love with your female friends, because that gives them the ick* But also, don't approach female strangers in public places, because that also gives them the ick*

@tdawgsmitty @CallofDuty @Treyarch This is the one that would have made sense to only release the campaign. MW2 OG multiplayer on the other hand….. would have me preordering a ps6 with a side of Sony dih and balls

Hey @CallofDuty and @Treyarch… How many likes for a World at War PS5 port?

@MurfsHello NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM!

@RyDog2Nasty @InfinityWard @Treyarch MW2 multiplayer would have been the ONLY THING I would have folded for but the didn’t have the balls to tank their newest release

Yo @InfinityWard I can’t lie @Treyarch kinda bitching yall right now Fight back and port MW2 to PS5

@TrueShoiguist Lmfaooooooooo