Captain Anna

This is the best thing that happened to me all day

i will be partaking in opposite lent actually, where i indulge in my worst behaviors for 40 days

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings: good, liked it good, didn't like it bad, didn't like it bad, liked it

*Interacting with someone less autistic than me* I detest your ambiguous rules and the cruel, unfair manner in which you expect others to intuit them. Your ways are illogical and illegible. *Interacting with someone more autistic than me* Damn, bitch, read the room.

it was elizabeth sparkles

Cannibals, like lesbians, are feared for their selective appetites. autostraddle.com/all-girls-want…

YEAHHHH

crying

it cannot be that serious for them

It’s so hard being young and fun

Why is he Tim Walz coded

If you showed me this image one month ago I would have collapsed in disbelief like a person dying of dehydration stumbling upon a desert oasis

It’s a world where the justice department has already shut down live nation

Amazing footage showing how a medium-sized colony of Amish can entirely devour a barn in less than 12 hours

just saw twisters again

Thank you for your bravery