Toupée Guevara

for some reason dr. melfi from the sopranos and scott stapp from creed are the same person in my mind

10:39am. Monday morning. Feels like 16° in Philadelphia. I’m listening to Deafheaven’s seminal ‘blackgaze’ album “Sunbather” at the beer store getting my Eagles branded Bud Lights. Go Birds.

@deadbeatregular flyers looking ok this year

Whats going on with hockey?

Lets talk about something besides new york city for a little while ok

norf philly kid at my job today “the jawn broke because that jawn popped off and the other jawn was holding that jawn together so now it’s all fucked”

Phrasing it “started Christianity” as if it was one of those p90x workout infomercials from the 2010s I think is the perfect condensed syrup encapsulation of New Christianity. Hey guys I decided to take the leap and I’m starting Atone For My Sins And Walk The Earth With Nothing

@drewsbrewcrew 🫡

@baddnoise Vibe check: passed

what if we was north philly’s flyest white boy?

30something coworker made me show them my id to prove i wasn’t lying about being younger than them

i’m living an incredible life in philthydelphia

how long do i have to live in philly before i can start saying jawn? i like that word.

@len0killer thank you for the advice thomas

You need to be getting hurt in the gym all the time

@nixonienne ScroFill is a wild name

@drewsbrewcrew like he isn’t one of the best current metal drummers for that matter. if you can’t find the rhythm it was never in you to begin with.

People complain that Meshuggah is hard to headbang to like there's not a drummer keeping time.

@drewsbrewcrew they can’t get you

@baddnoise The man with the Dallas Cowboys hat put recording devices in my electrical outlets but I say what's on my mind anyway because he can't hurt me.

@drewsbrewcrew @willmenaker shoutout west virginia. gods country.

@baddnoise @willmenaker that's a lot to unpack

Red states have three different ways to name your daughter "Oakley"

@PendejoTime tell the pigeons i’m gay. tug on my thing all day. and show my balls again just to see what they say

Blaze foley: try to show my penis to the people I meet and also show them my balls. Go down where people say yall.

can a white boy listen to clairo here?

crawled out the mud hole gonna go drink delicious beers

@drop_D_riff recipe please

i have invented a meal called Cheeser's Delight