Toby Baldwin

@Peter_Fitz Perhaps that calling the electorate dumb isn't going to help you win their votes any time soon.

THat, too, a question worth exploring. What are the political ramifications for Australia?

@MikeCarlton01 Meh. Netanyahu is pretty close on all counts. BoJo and Orban ditto. Berlusconi is the OG.

America…it’s like watching the Fall of Rome. There is no other democracy, from Norway to New Zealand, which would elect as its leader a rapist, felon, liar, ignoramus, misogynist, vindictive bully and charlatan.

@IwriteOK Fret not. There are people everywhere in the rest of the world who learn their lesson every day. Only by returning to a feudalist theocracy can US citizens truly begin to embrace what the global South endures in their name. F'ed around. Finding out. Sorry. Some of you were cool.

@Leo_Puglisi6 Carn Cunce!

Lucas WHAT

Nobody serious would read this headline as Fitz marvelling at his prize a la Jaime Gumm having recently flensed the Senator. It is, of course, a puff piece on her duck hunting digs.

@wasigoodonhere @FrizzRizz The 397 is engine capacity in cubic inches. Triple sep.

you live in Pakenham ya dumb cunt

@tanya_plibersek So, another toothless, top-heavy advisory body. E-level public servants are salivating.

That’s why we’re changing the law to create Australia’s first national Environment Protection Agency - with strong powers and penalties to better protect nature.

@LRxword Root iacere - to throw. Rejection is throwing back. Nothing to see here. Instagram as IG... Suit up.

The commenters on the latest Minute Cryptic clue are up in arms over the use of "rejection" as a reversal indicator. What do you think? youtube.com/watch?v=yUvUIc…

@12XUrecs Top band.

VIDEO : CHIMERS - "An Echo" from 'Through Today', out 11/8/24 preorder : chimers-12xu.bandcamp.com/album/through-… (AUS/NZ : chimers1.bandcamp.com) youtube.com/watch?v=I15AEj…

@DaveRightNow_ @SenatorThorpe Answer provided by Grok. "Does my corpspeak machine for lazy fuckwits represent your position in reality????" Be honest - you're an uncreative and intellectually incurious doormat who is devastatingly boring to listen to, aren't you?

Words from my Elders - the real Sovereigns of this country. My voice is not solitary; it echoes the urgent calls for Treaty and Truth-Telling from those who have fought for justice before me.

@oxfoxoxfox A very large kiln will work.

@RichardJMurphy Aside from the obvious other causes of deaths from smoking (COPD, heart disease, ohshitdiabetestoowtf?), what kind of joyless turd do you have to be to not yearn for the consequence-free smoke? To decry genuinely improving the human experience? Oh yeah. An accountant. Sorry bro.

Tackling obesity and all its related issues via an injection, instead of dealing with the cause, would be like saying: “Don’t worry about smoking; just take this anti-cancer drug”.

@ThatJakePC Reminder that there is a very good way to remove all the blood components from this monster and provide them to those who are actually deserving.

@jonwurster Capo di tutti capi

Guitar nerds! Is he capoing up TWICE during the song? You can do that? youtu.be/HjWM8FGNGzM?si…

@maximumwelfare Rusted-on goat.

@rob5d4 Out of professional curiosity, what's your go-to choice for a topping that screams sociopath?

I totally get how some people wear those U.S. flags with only one color or adding a weird colored stripe as a way of saying, "I'M AM ASSHOLE! AVOID ME!". I'm the same way with shave ice toppings.

@Pontifex Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius. That's your thing, right?

The #DeathPenalty is always inadmissible, because it attacks the inviolability and dignity of the person. I appeal for its abolition in all countries of the world. We must not forget that a person can repent and change, even up until the very last moment of their life.

@maximumwelfare #gambleresponsibly

If we want the rewards of exploring the side bit between the fence and the garage we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of becoming stuck due to brain cell deficiency

1000 years imprisonment

@maximumwelfare Perfumed Warlord - "Can't Smell This" (ft. Vanilla Villain & Brut33 Butcha)

Stop calling Richard Marles 'the perfumed warlord' because I don't know or care what it means but it's objectively a sick nickname and you're making him sound awesome

It's not unusual to catch the Premier on weekends with a mouthful of wasps or mice. Having also eaten a wide range of bees, his thoughts on their flavour are certainly worth considering in regards to the right of peaceful protest.