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@AGEllison @gracie_stockton Go arrest the shooter is his hotel room tonight. Break down the door and haul his ass to Hennepin county jail. Fucking do something Keith.

@WedgeLIVE Doom. BFG9000.

Ok, gamers: Doom Guy vs. Duke Nukem. Who would win? Max equipment and powerups.

@hotdamhistorian Embrace cynical idealism. It's less painful.

this is how you know i'm a socialist now, i have an inexplicable faith in humanity choosing to be good when it matters because i think humans are usually good. 😞 ugh, i hate optimism and idealism, it's hard.

before the election i was pessimistic that the centrists would eat the party alive and we'd have shapiro-newsom as the nominees in 2028. but seeing how fetterman' stop staffer is flailing online...i think the economic left might actually win this fight. godspeed, @_waleedshahid, @fshakir, et. al.

RT @Ziggys_Duck: Cutty with some life advice.

@petenajarian closeriedeslilas.fr/en/ Get the Hemingway steak that they finish for you table side.

Last night in Paris, any favorite restaurants?, looking for more on casual side.. we are in the 1st, and have covered plenty of the districts, any suggestions is great….

@Bthomp20 She seems mad she's undateable.

She could easily do all of this. Just go get married and leave the other ladies alone.

@normcharlatan Peroni is 6x better in its glass.

@thedisturbed007 They’re also wildly uncomfortable for such a plush truck. Worst in class front seat.

Brand new Infiniti QX80s just sound like fan clutch. You’re a fucking moron if you buy one I don’t care.

@carlquintanilla @FT So CEO of Uber thinks about buying company he use to be CEO of?

(FT) - Uber has explored a possible bid for Expedia, the nearly $20bn US travel booking website, in what would be by far the ride-hailing company’s largest acquisition as it looks to diversify further and find new avenues for growth. @FT $UBER $EXPE ft.com/content/94a25b…

@natehoodstp Willows are why we pay taxes. The cities take the burden for us all

A reminder amongst today's rampant racism.

one of my favorite pastimes is watching TSLA stock after an announcement. 📉

@BillLindeke I'm surprised the STP is only 29%.

"The average office vacancy rate in the CBD rose slightly to 23.4%... The situation was even worse in downtown St. Paul, which saw a 29% vacancy rate, while the combined suburbs rose to 11.5%." startribune.com/downtown-minne…

@maggiekb1 +1 for North Branch area. We started farther West but ended up in and around North Branch. Easily access to 35 makes getting home a lot easier too.

I don't girlboss or gatekeep. I saw some amazing auroras back in May at Fish Lake County Park in Harris, MN ... off of I-35 near North Branch. But honestly, there's nothing special about *this* spot other than convenience to my needs.

@TheAdamWells @AbbySliva I mean the grass has been pretty brown for 20 years...

@AbbySliva Typical Minnesota sports fans always have hope that the grass is greener on the other side

I’m so glad that the billionaires are selling our baseball team so more billionaires can buy it! they will surely be better