Aoife O Connor

When your parents don't pass down generational wealth but instead diabetes and mental health issues

It is the 7 year anniversary of the most beautifully written paragraph in the history of the English language.

Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant? Person 2: I did Person 1: what’s he like? Person 2: so tender and mild Person 1: what

@earlymodernjohn @tracybyrne55

Someone on Instagram suggesting homemade granola as a Christmas gift. Imagine giving someone in Ireland granola for Christmas. You'd never recover. You'd go into exile for decades and when you finally came home you'd walk into the pub and someone would call you Mister Muesli

Taylor Swift songs all seem to be a variation on the theme "You were some ride but you turned out to be a bollix."

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In the corner of the smoking area in a local pub 40 years from now, his drinking buddies call bullshite as one man tells of how he once put one past the Irish Keeper in front of Millions and he did it with his eyes closed #Baller #LateLateToyShow

Boss asked for a volunteer to be the office 'IT expert' so I did it. I even got a promotion on the back of it. Truth is I haven't a clue about IT but I work with luddites. e.g. this one old guy jammed a USB cable into an HDMI port. They think I'm basically Steve Jobs.

@JodySinclair_ I'm obsessed with by The Fireplace😍

@VirginMediaIE Thanks for your help 😃

@bagospiders Hi Aoife, our team have confirmed an outage affecting the area, and will be working to resolve this as soon as possible, they have given an estimate repair time of 22:00 ^Craig

@VirginMediaIE no internet or television services in my mother's house in Thurles, Co. Tipperary. Is there a fault or an issue in the area (AGAIN)?

@IWCare No water supply in the bathroom of my apartment on Harold's Cross Rd, is this result of current ongoing works?

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I would be sooooo good at not having a job ... like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture

This is possibly the only true story to ever end up on AITA and its ilk - and I love it

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.