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had my kindergarten students mix their own colors with paint and then give the colors a name… the names were cute like “peachy yellow” “turquoise surf” “mega green” but one kid inexplicably named his “format”

@irishScott2 @HistoryBoomer You’re giving them too much credit by making them legionaries. They’d be some patrician’s slave, whipped and beaten for taking too long to fetch his wine

@HistoryBoomer Same as the BasedBros who think they'd be chilling in a Roman Villa with concubines and not one of the nameless legionaries literally smothered to death by the bodies of their comrades at Cannae

Sickly person convinced they would be better off in the Middle Ages! She'd work 16 hours a day in the Baron's fields before succumbing to dysentery at age 31.

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler

@WalshFreedom @MattMahanSJ I thought based on the handle he was a Jesuit priest for a second

This guy - @MattMahanSJ - is EXACTLY the candidate the Democratic Party needs, and he’s EXACTLY the governor California needs. The only question is will Dem voters in California wake up & do the right thing, or will they remain stuck to a toxic/one size fits all national brand?

@KyleWOrton Honest to God Borat level bullshit

#Russia: in a village not far from Moscow in 2008, a local was asked why the population was so antisemitic: "It is because the Jews have a secret vegetable they eat so they don’t become alcoholics like the rest of us. And they refuse to share that vegetable with anyone else."

@Its_Apache The sticky beer stains on the Pope Seat are 🤌🏻

That win was because I was a row behind the popes seat

@lion_et_lamb @Templarpilled The nun is actually the hero of that movie, though. The demon “nun” takes that form to mock the faith of the heroes

@Templarpilled The Nun movie has singlehandedly done a lot of damage to the image of nuns

@MedievalScholar I love your account because you can tell that you do it for the pure love of it. Thank you for sharing your passion and knowledge

3 years ago today I created this account as just a space for me to talk about something I love. Today, I’m at 110,000 followers and I’d like to think I’ve made a positive impact on the lives of others all around the world. Glory to God. Here’s to more years!

@lymanstoneky Don’t forget Clone Wars S7

Andor, Rogue One, and the first two seasons of Mandalorian are the best things Disney has done in Star Wars

"Hey I just came back from my cruise in Argentina"

@LinkofSunshine Ofc someone beat me to it goddamnit

@LinkofSunshine Please tell me one of your sponsors is Walmart

Starting next month, I’ll have a small amount of sponsored tweets 1) Every one will be marked 2) I will never ever accept a sponsorship that requires me to have certain views, tells me what to tweet, or is for something I disagree with 3) I’ll be donating a good percentage

As a socialist, I don’t think I and my comrades are asking too much. All we want is an economy where all of our needs are taken care of by other people while I sit in my garden all day drawing mpreg furry inflation pornography about Sonic the Hedgehog

@_CatholicWest My female confirmation patron saint is harder than every white American holy roller combined (Joan of Arc)

Even our celibate religious women and sisters are harder than your standard coddled Calvinist podcaster who drives his 4 ton SUV to his suburban megachurch on Sundays

The core problem with Shoplifting Is Moral Under Leftism discourse, like so many discourses before it, is that our social media algorithms select for this. We exist online in a system that is designed to find the most childish and inflammatory opinions and amplify them to millions of people. In an earlier age, gatekeepers existed to stop morons with puerile or reprehensible views from being heard. That had upsides and downsides. But now gatekeepers don't exist and everyone, even the New York Times, is just chasing clicks any way they can. Invite on the hot doofus to say blowing up stuff is cool and shoplifting is good but plastic cups are a moral travesty. Why not? That'll go viral, you'll probably get a bonus. Watch everyone get mad, lolz, so owned. This is what our media is doing to us. These people are freaks, they're not normal, but they're shoved in our faces for the purpose of chasing the last three dollars left in media.

@AlbertsRobot “Women in gym clothes at the gym = sex toys” is not exactly helping rebut the notion that this is Taliban flavored misogyny repackaged as “piety”

A few years back, a certain Catholic journalist was on the receiving end of a Twitter dogpile for expressing mild frustration at a chain grocery store/pharmacy selling s*x toys in easy view of his kids...

@PrayTheRosary Feel free to convert to Islam and move to burkaland?

Someone in America needs to start a men's only gym chain. As a Catholic man that needs to lift and do cardio for physical and mental health, it's a war to keep custody of my eyes every single time. Women do not wear appropriate clothing. It's gross.

@katrosenfield @ChrisMurphyCT Calling behavior pathetic != calling you pathetic, and I’m sure your grasp of English is sufficient to know that. Then again, you’re busy pretending that obvious sarcasm from a Democrat is more worth your outrage than naked bigotry and bloodthirsty warmongering from Rs, so…

@bain_sidhe @ChrisMurphyCT It would actually be pretty bizarre for me to care as much about the behavior of random Republicans from other states who don't represent me as I do the CT senator I voted for, but as I recall you love to find any excuse to call me names so godspeed

awesome

@katrosenfield @ChrisMurphyCT Pretending this is beyond the pale when you somehow can’t summon a fraction of this level of righteous outrage for tweets by sitting Republican congressmen that are infinitely worse is genuinely pathetic, even for you

@ChrisMurphyCT As one of your constituents, I find this utterly repulsive and embarrassing