Quad Man

I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

@anfieldforge 100% me too, every game.

Something I’ve noticed about myself this season: I’m constantly on my phone while Liverpool are playing. Not the occasional glance either, proper second screen behaviour. Match on the tv, phone in hand, scrolling while the game carries on in the background. And every week I end up asking myself the same question: what’s going on here? Have I suddenly developed ADHD? Has years of short form content and endless scrolling completely destroyed my attention span, or more worryingly, am I starting to fall out of love with football? Because it definitely didn’t used to be like this. I could sit through a dull 0–0 years ago and still be completely locked in. Every phase of play felt like it mattered, every attack carried a bit of tension, and even when nothing was happening it still felt like something might happen. Now I sit down with every intention of properly watching the match. Phone down next to me. Five minutes later I’m somehow halfway through a video about someone restoring a lawnmower from the 1980s. I look back up and realise I’ve missed several minutes of football, yet the game seems to be exactly where it was before. Centre back to full back. Back inside. Across the back line. Back to the goalkeeper. Switch sides. Reset. By the time we finally reach the edge of the box my attention has already drifted somewhere else. And that’s when the other thought creeps in. Maybe it’s not my brain. Maybe it’s not TikTok or shrinking attention spans. Maybe I still love football exactly the same as I always have. Maybe Liverpool are just a bit boring to watch this season. Everything feels very controlled, very safe, very calculated. Lots of possession, lots of recycling the ball, lots of patient build up but not always much urgency or unpredictability. It can feel like we’re carefully managing a game rather than actually grabbing hold of it.

@Hoopss Any combo of Kobe, Durant and Steph.

Tell me the 2 WORST players in this photo

@TheDunkCentral @ringer Duncan over Kobe ANY DAY.

Bill Simmons has Tim Duncan ranked over Kobe Bryant all-time and thinks it’s ‘outrageous’ when people say Kobe is better (🎥 @ringer )

@DeanTTraining I’ve found in the past that I lose weight quicker with cardio but I see so many people saying resistance training is better. Own personal experience hadn’t been the same so im not sure what I’m going wrong

@bakeonme A calorie deficit with ample protein and carbs + proper resistance training + good sleep

Dudes that look like this swear they’re 10-15 lbs away from shredded It’s going to be a bit height dependent but if this guy is 5’ 10” He’s got about 30-35 lbs to drop to be shredded Maaaybe 40 Those that have actually been shredded know Those that haven’t will cope & seethe

@statick86 @beyzhive When was that album released?

more variants than any disease that’s ever plagued the planet

@StevenWate91203 Need this vid without the laugh track

Excuse me!!

Visual representation of being internationally hated. No amount of paid propaganda will ever fix this.

Oh, and while I’m at it, why is this shocking story that dropped yesterday not getting the same attention as Kimmel’s 48-hour suspension? It’s far more egregious but the U.S. mainstream media doesn’t seem to care. Why? (Obviously, I know why… )

@ATRightMovies Worst movie I’ve ever seen but Eddie was throwing fast balls.

Without saying The Theory of Everything, name a great EDDIE REDMAYNE role...

@SheaSerrano Lunacy. The Thing is perfection.

Big Trouble in Little China Overboard Escape From New York The Hateful Eight

@jennyneilsen85 @retarddetective @skjask @coldplay Why do you guys act like October 7 is some significant event that excuses you to commit genocide? You’ve been wagering war and destruction on these people and taking their land for more than half a century. October 7 is irrelevant, it’s just your excuse.

@retarddetective @skjask @coldplay October 7th lol

Guys, Chris Martin says we're human beings! @coldplay

@nypost I despise Chris Martin but this is such a misleading post. I’ve seen the video and he’s friendly towards them. He welcomes them and says he’s glad they’re there. He only says they’re equal to Palestinians and obviously Jews don’t like to hear this as they think they’re superior

Coldplay’s Chris Martin blasted after ‘mortifying’ and ‘dehumanizing’ Israeli fans on stage trib.al/61tF58n

@lfc_chloe56 @Slotoholic Wirtz was very good, what are you talking about?

@Slotoholic Wirtz is a flop Gakpo isn't good enough to be our left winger Gravenberch and MacAllister were missing from the midfield Szoboszlai not good enough and playing out of position Van Dijk bizarrely had an off day

Where did it go wrong today?

@Slotoholic VVD and Salah really poor. Jones had no influence, Gakpo struggled too. No big deal, lots of encouraging signs too. Wirtz is a beast, Frimpong is full of energy. But I guess to sum it up, very poor defensively as a team.

I'll be sad to see Nunez go. He was no where near as bad for Liverpool as some suggest. And he always gave his all for the club. Leaves with 63 goal contributions in 90 starts for Liverpool. He'd goals against Arsenal, Utd Real Madrid, Man City, Newcastle. So don't let people gaslight you how he was our worst signing ever. He just became an easy scapegoat for some. Good luck Darwin 🇺🇾

@Partisangirl Why would all the other candidates fly to a foreign country to kiss a wall? Aren’t they running to be mayor of New York? Explain this to an Australian.

Mamdani is the first New York mayor to not make kissing the wall in "Israel" his first call of business.

@BuzzPatterson It’s impressive, but why’d you do it? Why would anyone on earth get involved in a war that’s not theirs? Why would ANYONE support zionists?

I don’t think many Americans understand what we just did. B-2 bombers took off with two 30,000 pound bunker buster bombs each. They took off from KC, MO, and flew nonstop to Iran, dropped bombs precisely on target, and flew all the fucking way back to Kansas City. That’s 30 hours! Balls! Big ones! That’s my Air Force. That’s America. We will find you everywhere.