Assigned Cool At Birth

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

Can you call back later. Yeah im pouring honey on my carpet

YOU MUST

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If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

The allegations about the Gaelgeoir novelty rappers pre date them mentioning Palestine even once btw. Important detail you could overlook if you're thick

City girls music so mean. Like I don’t deserve no pussy cause I’m financially unstable? Like no pussy at all?

@polypocketknife when i was 17 i got a suspicious reblog on tumblr so I checked their blog. just ppl in dungarees. there was a whole community also discovered many bizarre and unfortunate subgenres of bald fetishes when I shaved my head at the same age

sometimes i feel like i’ve heard of every kіnk and fеtіsh ever. i know that can’t be true but i can’t remember the last time i found one i wasn’t aware of. feel free to take this as a challenge but real ones only

checking my page to also block my band’s account too is hilarious

for sale, baby shoes - worn once [way more tragic, due to baby fast fashion]

Dyslexic Masochist Metalheads be like "im really into SBDM"

@bstnxmnr legend

I say half a song bc I walked over and broke that shit up by lobbing the bottle across the room lmao don’t piss me off

imagine going to a no phones gig where the vocalist has just told you that you’ll never experience this moment again so make the most of it and you spend half a song sitting on the floor with your back to the band so you can flip a water bottle over and over

I love that all the girls are finally agreeing that when you live in the shame of what he’s done to you, you are doing him a favour and protecting his image. Let it burn.

for whom the onion rings

Can’t remember if “When you’re here, you’re family” is the Olive Garden slogan or a Hatebreed song.

Imagine having beef with me and Im just in my room stroganoff

@DISEASED0LL @slasherphobic yeah as a hc vocalist i’m gonna stan the pop girl who used to go to diy shows instead of the one who verbatim said technique is for nerds. on a personal note i love having consistent performance ability and teaching my younger peers how to not injure themselves

@slasherphobic i’ve seen too many tweets like this

people hating and dragging poppy to praise and uplift slayyyter and acting like she’s the new queen of metal…. okay!

put this on p*ppy’s feed right now

She was born in late December, so every day is the longest day she’s ever known and she gets to watch the sun set: