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BREAKING: Michael Decoste announces he is joining @AnthropicAI

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BREAKING: Iowa State sharpshooter Milan Momcilovic is entering the transfer portal, per @DraftExpress. Momcilovic was the best shooter in the country this season, and is also going through the NBA Draft process.

@CBBcontent @TravisBranham_

Wisconsin transfer John Blackwell is down to Duke and Illinois, per @TravisBranham_.

@Barstool_Cuse @PeteNakos

🚨 BREAKING: 5-star guard Dylan Mingo has decommitted from North Carolina and reopened his recruitment, sources tell @PeteNakos Top programs like Syracuse, Illinois, Uconn and Miami are now pursuing him aggressively, with multiple schools expected to make a serious push.

NEWS: New Mexico’s Tomislav Buljan intends to enter the transfer portal, he announced. The Croatian big man averaged 13.1 ppg and 10.3 rpg for the Lobos. Was one of 14 players to average double-double.

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#Illini fans have stormed Alma.

*the Monday after the opening weekend of March Madness..

Auburn played 9 of the 16 teams in the Sweet 16 this season defeated 3 of them, dog walked by 3 (we don’t talk about that tho), rest were close losses Ain’t saying they would’ve gone far, but they definitely would’ve competed better than #SomeTeams they let in

The Illini dominate VCU, winning 76-55 to advance to the Sweet 16, and will play Houston Thursday night! GIVEAWAY TIME: If Illinois beats Houston, we will give away this Chief Illiniwek cornhole set! TO ENTER: Like this post, Repost. @cody_illini @BTolan72 @Ecnerwal23 @traceywilson67 @IlliniMort @illiniduce @Fuhgedaboudit04 @traceywilson67 @spookysweet13 @Benchpressers @SSN_ILLINI @LisaPierce__ @DPessman @windycityrebel4 @AmsalKhimani @Chef_Illiniwek

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TODAY IS THE DAY WE SHOCK THE WORLD

Today is the day High Point shocks the world.

Happy first day of March Madness to those that celebrate

When your gf uses your last $20 of API credits to ask the LLM to "write a funny poem about the cat" in the most expensive reasoning model