The Well-Wisher

.@billyjoel happy Thanksgiving Mr. Joel, I implore you once again for a like and RT! I lost my blue checkmark in the pandemic (along with my wife and family). Though they may be a simple "candle in the wind" to you, they are my life! Please piano man! Much love -J

@WorldWideWob Julius Randle is the Ryan Hartman of NBA players and I will not explain further

Timberwolves fans therapy session. Let it all out. This is a safe place.

@clawforce @Pimp_Lord619 Would argue more like a Lexmark moment but I'll hang up and listen

This is a canon moment for @Pimp_Lord619

@MNBrianHall Would have to do the same for foul balls. Would remove a fair number of plays that make the game exciting. I see the logic but not into the idea.

May I submit that if your home run robbery takes you completely into the stands (while awesome), it should be a home run. (Not leaning on the fence and coming back down in play, but coming down int the stands).

@MatthewColler Please, VikingDude56781 is my father's name. You can just call me VikingDude56782.

Basically everyone who’s good at watching football and writing about it has watched Kyler’s 2024 and concluded that KOC’s offense is not going to be all that foreign to Kyler. However, VikingDude56781 says that Kyler can’t play from the pocket so.. you decide

@DanaWessel Think it was a lot of "kids, run around the store while mommy gets a tan." Alternately could just be more akin to "why are there karaoke rooms at the Korean hair and nail salon that's above a restaurant in stadium village?" which idk man

Can someone older than me explain why video stores had tanning beds in them back in the day? Who was getting a kick 12 minute bronze while renting Revenge of the Nerds in 1984?

Excited to see you guys tomorrow @TurfClubMN! I wish you well. If you see a guy in a Refused beanie, approach with caution. He'll likely tell you an uninteresting story about how he heard about your band. Cheers

just wanna say the newest @shamebanduk record is really great. I hope all is well with them

@rachelmillman @intellegint A cold bowl can do the same, no? Though, the gentle caress of a heated seat... Much to ponder.

@intellegint it wakes one up in the morning

Heated bidets are not necessary. Your hole is literally the warmest part of your entire body, your hole balances out cold water and it feels refreshing.

@ArifHasanNFL Can't think of another player that is both so satisfying and simultaneously so annoying. Yes, the latter is just bias against a team and not necessarily the player himself. Regardless, it's impressive.

Watching Maye is so satisfying

@darrenangle that's the one

@ballsonrye like this

alright, i'll bite. what's python

@DanaWessel @AaronGleeman @BJFait kids these days don't know about The House That Blog Built

@AaronGleeman @BJFait The days when you lived in Minnetonka and I had to beg and plead for you to leave the house and come hang out. "The parking situation is simple! There's a ramp right across the street!"

Some of my all-time favorite days were meeting @DanaWessel at Stella's for happy hour tacos, drinking at the bar until closing time, and being handed a bill for like $12.87 by our favorite bartenders. I even met @BJFait there the day after tearing my ACL. x.com/DanaWessel/sta…

@twinsdaily lol no it's not. "just let the bad owners be bad!" is such a bad mentality.

Tuning out from watching a quality Twins team because you don't like the owners is hurting you more than it's hurting them. dlvr.it/TL0wrL #mntwins #twins #minnesota

@KrangTNelson this makes sense. thank you

@KrangTNelson what about playing basketball. is there a rule about this

@AdamSchefter Welker was always good at running an out

Dolphins’ coaching changes: Special teams coordinator Danny Crossman and wide receivers coach/pass game specialist Wes Welker are out in Miami.

@rodger Mike Glennon would like a word with you

We are so lucky that Davis Mills has the world’s largest, most powerful neck. This could have killed a normal necked individual

@doulbedoink Brutal

Whatever

The Kirk Cousins saga ending is really funny bc every single Vikings is ecstatic to see him go and whatever guy they get to replace him will be significantly worse

@tupacdurex SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Irresistible

@HelloCullen deng, that'd be a bit tuah mooch! for me anyways