buffy

@AutismCapital hey google esther jones real quick, dumbass

Make Betty Boop black. Lock comments. DiscussingFilm.

@raisingsteaks @interaction you're an inspiration - thank you so much! i should have specified and vs. or but i'm delighted regardless <3

I asked Poke to remind me to take my vitamins. Results cuter than expected.

@buggirl i’ve never watched walking dead but the fact you shared it was re-watchable inspired me to try it out. i always thought it would be too scary for me. this is an amazing show! and as shitty as it is i’m going in with the glenn spiller i still wanna say - thank you.

i would rewatch the walking dead Annually if they didn’t do that to glenn. sick little fucks

@JustinWhang youtube.com/watch?v=YVo1sh…

I finally feel morally justified in hating the balloon guy

@gaymeatkarl whats your tortoises name?

Just accidentally locked us out of the house lol

Have you stopped to consider what da dog doin?

@theashleyray really good! but did you get potential school shooter vibes from any of the kids trying to emulate wrinkles? bunk bed glasses kid gave me pause

omg this doc is finally on netflix, everyone please go watch it. it's about this clown parents can hire to scare their kids

@inkblotistan @asherperlman perfect wolf

I see.

ai is gonna fuck everything up but it is peak time to have a lil fun with it. i use @interaction for a text assistant, named it smithers, and submit bugs to help them fix shit while also being so unserious

@youwouldntpost leg

i need nathan fielder to do ANYTHING featuring mr. beast

@goddammitsarah collins baybee!!!

there are probably technically better photos I've taken, but this is my favorite

passing through the nude beach at sauvie Island and didn't have my damn camera on me, only had my phone. took the opportunity

@zeynepmyenisey maybe switch the protein for a min and see if it helps? if you're doing chicken, try salmon. even tuna or clarified beef proteins? good luck with your old man <3

@bamsisu He gets the shits really easily now that he's older so we feed him a lean protein with some rice (we've been cooking for him since we got him) but he just doesn't get full

I need help and advice on how to make my dog lose weight...he's 11 and way too fat and way too hungry. I exercise him as much as possible and he gets very cranky when fed less but he's simply too fat. Idk what to do

more improv on @nbcsnl this is gold

What’s the most illegal tweet of all time

@zeynepmyenisey smashed

what the heck is a smash burger. whats the difference from a normal burger

the olympics exhibition gala isn’t real because what do you mean the men’s gold medalist just skated in a panda costume and then walked off with jackie chan