Become A Ghost For 6 Months

@Mirsterooo @NOMANCANSTOPME @coL_Amazonian You should take a step back and recognize that you are calling a story line that was just introduced to us publicly today with limited detail poorly written and a bad set/story - just because you don't like the concept initially doesn't make it any of those things yet man!

Reality Fracture is literally what if Jace wrote the universe as shitty fanfiction. At least it makes sense from a 'why it makes no sense' standpoint. Jace is a moron. How would Jace solve problems? LIKE THIS APPARENTLY. I want to bury him in a tank of cement.

@Shakarez Thanks for the advice! Trial and error (and probably keeping notes) for figuring out my oven? Or any other method?

@bannerofcmd This one is fairly simple. I would say the biggest tips I can give are: 1. Mise en place 2. Every oven is different so account for timing differences

Today I brought a Lemon Olive Oil cake to work. This is the first recipe I learned to make and I hadn't made it in a while so it was due another baking session

@fbanda16 @Syzzix @Ashlizzlle_ WTF are you talking about? Pre UB, everyone in my LGS community loved the Jurassic Park and Transformers cards, handful of people actively sought after them and I knew multiple non-Magic players who bought their first product from it.

@Syzzix @Ashlizzlle_ When they did Jurassic Park (and Transformers) everyone hated it. Everyone who is now simply avoiding the set would be complaining that Turtles is ruining their Magic set. And a lot of people are happy about a full Turtles set.

TMNT is actually quite a good set filled with powerful and interesting cards.. Its actually crazy how poorly the set is being received content wise! These are the lowest numbers I've had across all my platforms in many years which is wild cause the meta is healthy too! 😵‍💫

Someone broke into my house and was holding me at gunpoint in the basement until the police arrived and negotiated a two-house solution wherein I get to keep the basement.

TIP2TIP IS FINALLY HERE‼️Michael and I will be riding our bikes 3,000 miles across China from the south to the north ❌NO MAPS ❌NO ENGLISH ❌NO HIGHWAYS Daily episodes will start March 20! Subscribe so you dont miss it🙇‍♂️ 我是一个胖的美国白人

@mytwozenny @wizards_magic This is the funniest take I've ever heard

@wizards_magic What....what are we doing. Magic shouldn't have newspapers. UB is fine with this bs but not here....please

Jilesa, an eager young reporter for the Strixhaven Star, must interview Professor Zarek for a tedious puff piece. But when he asks her to help him with a secret project, she'll have to decide if she's willing to risk her life in search of a scoop. #MTGStrixhaven Read the Story: magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-…

"I'm cold"

@burgha_de @BlackLanterrn Dawg what success does he have to speak of? He makes $45k annually streaming

@BlackLanterrn Bro his thesis is clearly being good looking leads to success and the fact u got nothing else from him is a proof of thesis considering his success. He ain't hiding anything

Ok part way through the Clavicular AFS episode and he is just… nothing? Like he has nothing interesting to say about anything. He’s not really sinister or intellectual or seems interested in anything outside of idk, streaming? Complete personality vacuum

How could @Massu036 do this to @CryogenNA on Valentine's Day 💔

@DrBrangar @Al_Kapwn89 @HotCross_ @Intrepid_Tautog Yeah idk what the person you're replying to is on, you said "convoluted combo involving 4 pieces" and they replied saying it's only 3 (those 3 do not in fact combo into infinite life)

@Al_Kapwn89 @HotCross_ @Intrepid_Tautog This is how power creep happens. Just because it is possible, with at least 3 pieces (which ones, because dazzling theater just gives evoke, and none of the pixies do life gain), to get infinite life by turn 5 doesn't mean you should just drop a blinkable "gain 40+ life" for 4cmc

MtG Design Exercise: What would be an appropriate CMC for the following card if it were printed into a Standard-legal set? 🤔 "Essence Master Creature - Human Cleric When Essence Master enters, triple your life total. 1/1"

Libs: vote for Gavin Left: what’s his platform? Libs: what do you mean? Left: what’s he offering? Libs: FUCK YOU, selfish prick, my friends are being killed by ICE, how the fuck dare you make demands! Left: oh, sorry, is Gavin anti-ICE? Libs: no, he wants to triple their budget

Pimothee Charliemae

@FuseCS @soap_everywhere @chrisdguise There are legal definitions to the term "protected groups" depending on the locale and jurisdiction

@soap_everywhere @chrisdguise Idk about you but a "list of protected groups against racial discrimination" sounds a lot like discrimination to me. Like how is it made? Do we for example put mena peoples on there but not east asians, both? If so, why?

Our rich, straight Dutch friend was invited to a meeting with HR after he checked the “Have you ever been discriminated against?” box and listed sexuality, social class, and ethnicity. HR explained to him that this was not how the question was intended to be interpreted. However, he apparently managed to convince them on the ethnicity point, arguing that we make him speak Dutch and laugh at him

Tomorrow the House is voting on DHS funding. Not only should ICE receive NO funding, it should be abolished.

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

Los Angeles cannot trust our financial future to someone connected with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. LA 2028 Olympics Committee Chair Casey Wasserman must take accountability and resign.

@Cornmander @AJSSTruther @saturnsavampire @todd4444 @CardPurchaser are you seriously chastising someone on saving $3 of shipping for an $8 card sale? Even just at face value you have to realize you sound out of touch

@AJSSTruther @saturnsavampire @todd4444 @CardPurchaser A hunch based on the buyer having 0 reviews… seems like you are the amatuer eBay seller. Shipping without tracking to a buyer with 0 reviews to save the $3. Did you learn your lesson? Or you still think it’s the first time buyers fault?

All this fuss over an $8 card. Don’t be like this guy, folks. @CardPurchaser