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@banterjide

Stoicism at it’s finest

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banter .@banterjide·
For those that want to reach out to me, scan the QR code to reach me via Telegram. Thank you for your attention to this matter 🤝.
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CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE·
Footage has surfaced of a businessman identified as Mr. Jusewayne of Principle Takeout in Idumebo, who was reportedly shøt and k!ll€d last night in Ekpoma, Edo State, by suspected kidn@pp£rs. In the video, he is seen expressing gratitude to God for blessing him with multiple businesses. Victim video on my TL, Viewers warning 👇
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE

According to reports, suspected kidn@ppers strûck Ekpoma tonight. Several videos from the incident are currently circulating online, with unconfirmed reports suggesting that someone may have been shøt.

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banter .@banterjide·
@Morris_Monye Can't imagine having this clown in a position of power 😂😂😂🤣🤣, Nigerians are not ready
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Morris Monye
Morris Monye@Morris_Monye·
I will follow my gut feeling on a party this new week. I absolutely do not trust the judiciary. They suddenly can’t have grown a conscience. All cards are open for me except the APC. This is notice to my supporters. 😊
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@StatiSense Access to electricity and you just lie like lai mohammed
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StatiSense@StatiSense·
📊 NIGERIA 🇳🇬 VS BENIN 🇧🇯 — ECONOMIC, SECURITY & DEVELOPMENT COMPARISON Quality of Road Index 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 2.40 🇧🇯 Benin — 2.86 🟢 Projected GDP (Current Prices) 🇳🇬 Nigeria — $377.37 billion 🟢 🇧🇯 Benin — $27.79 billion GDP Per Capita (2024) 🇳🇬 Nigeria — $1,084.2 🇧🇯 Benin — $1,485.4 🟢 Exchange Rate 🇳🇬 Nigeria — $1 = ₦1,370.5 🇧🇯 Benin — $1 = 561 CFA 🟢 Global Peace Index 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 2.869 (148th) 🇧🇯 Benin — 2.211 (112th) 🟢 Global Terrorism Index 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 7.792 (4th) 🇧🇯 Benin — 5.434 (19th) 🟢 Access to Electricity (%) 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 61.2% 🟢 🇧🇯 Benin — 57.0% Life Expectancy (Years) 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 55 🇧🇯 Benin — 61 🟢 Government Effectiveness 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 40th 🇧🇯 Benin — 11th 🟢 Passport Index (Mobility Score) 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 52 🇧🇯 Benin — 68 🟢 Nigeria leads in overall economic size and electricity access, while Benin outperforms in income per capita, infrastructure quality, governance, security, and mobility, reflecting stronger institutional outcomes despite its smaller economy. #Statisense (WPR, IEP, TGE, World Bank)
RUTH 🇨🇦@it_Rutie

Benin Republic. Nigeria.

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banter .@banterjide·
@rajyabiodun @lookoo_man @Big_marvis I don't want Nigerians engaging my posts. Yall are too dull to understand whats going on geopolitically 😂😂, focus on escaping your shithole of a country to get killed somewhere else, bunch of loud clowns 🤡🤡🤡
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Hartorm@rajyabiodun·
@banterjide @lookoo_man @Big_marvis They both kai, yes or no Why are you people like this, so our generals are weak for ur mind now abi. Hate Nigeria all you like but what Nigeria has faced and still facing now in terms of security issues is not there mate. They will have become Afghanistan 2 if it was the same.
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Akinwumi@Big_marvis·
Three years after military takeovers in Sahel countries like Mali, Burkina Faso, and Niger, I think it’s fair to start making honest comparisons with Nigeria. Out of pure curiosity: Can anyone name one single aspect where any of these military-led Sahel countries is clearly doing better than Nigeria today? I’m genuinely interested in the facts, whether we should consider changing our system or stick with democracy.
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@hey_why41 @lookoo_man @Big_marvis I don't want Nigerians engaging my posts. Yall are too dull to understand whats going on geopolitically 😂😂, focus on escaping your shithole of a country to get killed somewhere else, bunch of loud clowns 🤡🤡🤡
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banter .@banterjide·
@lookoo_man @Big_marvis He wasn't captured with his hands tied to his back like a criminal before getting shot like they did to your Brigadier general, he was assassinated with high end explosives, theres a difference.
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SlavicWarrior®️
SlavicWarrior®️@q_slavic·
If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.
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@RFIAfrique Fuck you and your human rights 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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RFI Afrique
RFI Afrique@RFIAfrique·
Burkina Faso: les inquiétudes de Human Rights Watch face au nouveau recrutement massif de soldats rfi.my/Cerp.x
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Duru Bond
Duru Bond@Bond_not_james·
100k is not taking you out of the trenches no matter how diligently you invest. At the end of the day, you need good money to benefit from these things. Else it’s just a hamster wheel. Use that 100k to take courses or run ads to sell a product. Far better ROI
Olúwatósìn Olaseinde@tosinolaseinde

I did a comparative study of dividend reinvestment vs. cash payout (GTCO) This shows the analysis of the impact of reinvesting dividends using GTCO as our primary example. The goal was to see how a ₦100,000 initial investment in January 2021 would perform over five years under two different strategies. Investor A: Cash Out Investor B: Reinvested •Investor A (Cash Out): By keeping their share count fixed and spending all dividends, their 2025 annual income was ₦39,261. •Investor B (Reinvested): By using dividends to buy more shares each year, their 2025 annual income grew to ₦55,378. The reinvestment strategy generated 41% more annual passive income than the cash-out strategy by the fifth year. Core Insights: 1. Unit Accumulation: The strategy was most effective in 2022. While the market was flat and prices were low (~₦21.00), the reinvestment allowed for the acquisition of more "free" units. 2. The Multiplier Effect: Because Investor B entered 2025 with a larger share count (approx. 4,340 units vs. 3,077), they benefited significantly more from GTCO's record-breaking ₦12.76 total dividend. 3.) Efficiency: This 41% increase in income was achieved without the investor contributing any additional capital beyond the initial ₦100,000. Pls reinvest your dividends long term. To get access to FREE research/information for like this pls save/invest on @getladda getladda.com

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banter .@banterjide·
@TheSerahIbrahim The fact you people are still talking about "elections" and political parties by this time sounds ridiculous, cos how do you intend to remove someone our vote never elected in the first place 🤷🏾‍♂️? He stole the election, so na only REVOLUTION, make we no dey wastw time abeg.
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@Barristerstreet I don't know why people are stupid or stubborn, they said LEAVE, I have zero sympathy for whoever gets killed, at least they won't prevent you from leaving.
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BSN@Barristerstreet·
🇿🇦 JUST IN: Xenophobic mobs continue to unleash violence against Black Africans. Residents have been urged to remain indoors and protect their belongings as unrest linked to xenophobic violence intensifies in parts of Johannesburg. Authorities and locals describe the situation as volatile, with warnings to avoid unnecessary movement.
BSN@Barristerstreet

🇿🇦 JUST IN: Xenophobic mobs in South Africa are now turning attacks into content, hunting down foreigners, forcing them to shut their businesses, and chasing them as they run for their lives.

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GehGeh@official_Gegeh·
confidence 💯
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@AskMichaelTaiwo You won dey give us advice for 2026 with Tinubu in power, where the shell dey talk more of jobs, abeg make una gettat
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Michael Taiwo
Michael Taiwo@AskMichaelTaiwo·
This is me during my Shell Recruitment Day in November 2011. 1hr after the whole day group interview, I got the phone call I can never forget, “Congratulations, they all loved you. When can you start?” If you have an upcoming group interview where they put a bunch of you together in a room and give you a task to work on together, then sit up. I will tell you my secrets. I don’t need them anymore and it can help you land your dream job. They are what I used during my SRD. I have given the same playbook to many mentees who used them to land their dream jobs in various companies. So, trust me, this works. A 🧵
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banter .@banterjide·
@Ozedikus Ozedikus you've been speaking a lot of facts lately which of course will only come from a critical thinker, oops you are already a creative, fire down 🔥🔥🔥
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Ozedikus Nwanne 🇳🇬
Do you realize how much raw mineral resources a developed country like the USA needs to function effectively? Now imagine if they had to buy all of them at full market value, it would be extremely expensive. That creates incentives to source from unstable countries where resources are sold for dirt cheap because the economies are weak and they can’t fully utilize them yet. Plus their currency value is so low that it’s literally like getting it for free. Now do you think it is in their best interest to bring peace to these countries?
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@aproko_doctor You drink too much water, problem, you no drink too, problem 🙄🙄🙄
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Dr. Chinonso Egemba
Dr. Chinonso Egemba@aproko_doctor·
It means you're taking more water than you need, slow down o. Your piss suppose resemble honey wey them dilute well with plenty water. If your urine resemble water wey you just drink, problem dey.
Gidi 🌾🐂🚜@GidiDanAuta

@aproko_doctor wetin e mean if person pee come clean like swan bottle water 😭

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@Big_Mck Insulting yourselves under this post won't change the fact that Peter Obi serves the same master Tinubu serves, deny all you want but remember that Nigerian WILL NEVER GET BETTER 🤣🤣🤣, THROUGH ELECTIONS, PERIOD.
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@Big_Mck I laugh when Nigerians think Peter Obi is one savior 😂😂🤣🤣, dumb Nigerians don't know that they all serve the same masters BRITAIN 😂😂😂, peter Obi will do worst than Tinubu cos that one na ony Oyibo him go allow chop, nothing for others, our real enemies is IMPERIALISM.
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Biggest Mack@Big_Mck·
What he’s essentially telling you is that all the choices available are all western institution’s puppets. They all believe in neoliberal reforms. They all believe in capitalism. They all believe in “free market” and limited govt intervention. Meaning, none of them believes in nationalism. So effectively, your poverty is here to stay for a long time, no matter who you elect. You will receive sense by force.
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆@OneJoblessBoy

❝Peter Obi, Obasanjo, Atiku and Tinubu all believe in IMF, World Bank, free market, limited intervention of state... The choices we have is between the satan and the devil.❞ - Shehu Sani

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@R_eq_uin Wishful thinking does nothing, Nigeria won't be shit 😂😂🤣🤣, with these set of brain rot kids wey I dey see around 😂😂😂😂
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