Barbie Varnes

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@BrookeandJeffy @Brookefox @alexisfullerr @ItsYoungJeffrey @hilariousjose HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL BROOKE!! You are an amazing person, we LOVE YOU!!

Pop the breakfast wine 🍷 and plan on eating your lunch at 9:30 AM 🎣 because it’s @brookefox’s birthday! Happy Birthday Brooke! Everything you contribute to the show and our lives more than makes up for the smells you create in the office.

While talking to people on the phone... WHY IN THE WORLD would you ever start a sentence, TAKE A BITE OF CRUNCHY FOOD and then try to finish talking with your mouth full? Gross. NO. I just hung up. #NoThankYou

Flying American Airlines today feels like I’m on an episode of Punked… or Boiling Point! Nothing is going right. Dang. Tomorrow will be better!

Listening to your talk this morning about setting intentions - @d_napoliocox you are seriously SO amazing!! Thank you for helping remind me that I am in charge of my experiences. #KaleidosopeMasterMind

@WestSeaWx INSANE!!!

Holy^%#@!&%

@BrookeandJeffy @alexisfullerr @Brookefox @Brookefox for sure!! 💜

Who are you hitting the slopes with? 🎿⛷️🏂 @alexisfullerr or the @Brookefox fam?

@thiscassgirl Tell this to a judge and see how fast his divorce bill shows up. What a joke.

@thekrazyman It's real bad. I'm sorry pal. I wish there were words we could say to take your pain away. :(

It’s a real bad feeling when you can’t text/ call your person anymore. It may not hit you on the first day or month but it hits you and fuck does it suck.

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@kaia_paia Because Wanda is QWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEN!

@ShaunaCausey Or go on a flight to Africa where they lose all of your luggage and you’re on the way to a formal 3 day wedding. That will test the limits too.

If you really want to learn about yourself and test your limits, start a company.

Traveling with Qatar is really just a series of long lines w/ nothing being on time, bags never arriving, people not seeming to care or knowing how to help. #maybetomorrow

@kaia_paia What happened?? What did I miss??

@kaia_paia I tell everyone about this!!

I was just thinking, maybe if I get a new planner that I will be MUCH more organized in the New Year.

@coreyann OH MAN. I signed on to say EXACTLY the same thing.

Ah, the time of year where I start to believe the delusion that in the new year a planner is what will solve all of my issues.

@verahull it you!

@kaia_paia Take your vitamins! And more naps!