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@DudeRyanBrewz we might need to meet up with @bernieofthelaw

@LostLagers @ChopHouseBrew @beermadeclear Pre-pandemic was the golden years for Chinatown/Penn Quarter(MCI/Verizon/Cap One). My position has been that Monument will slowly transition Cap One into a full on casino. $2,50 drafts for HH M-F, including games/concerts was insane.

All this talk of Caps/Wiz/Other, I figured I'd mention an other that was at the MCI center when Cap One Arena was a twinkle in mom's eye in 2004 #beerhistory @BarrettLauer @ChopHouseBrew dcbeer.com/2015/01/08/dis…

@AdamParkhomenko i worked on What About Bob, that brings back some memories!

Holy shit. This new ad calling on Senator Bob Menendez to resign is incredible lol.

@BobbyBump @CoxFarmsTweets love cox farms!

@BritLynster guess why? chicken thigh

@BarrettLauer Butt.

I love creative people.

@eatyourpizza i’m a kid at heart, and i’d like to order three please!

Did you know we offer a 7-inch classic cheese pizza, featuring our savory Paradiso tomato sauce and rich mozzarella, specially crafted for kids? Customize it with up to 10 extra toppings of your choice! 🍕😊

@DudeRyanBrewz @BobbyBump @RightProperBeer me and most of the brew team will be pre-showing there

@dcwater woohoo!

Late Breaking News! Commissioning of the Northeast Boundary Tunnel is complete as of today. The tunnel and all related diversion facilities are in service! We will celebrate with the community soon!

@BobbyBump @RightProperBeer @DCBeer this beer is awesome! been zwickeling a bunch of beers in the sv room at Shaw. Bobby has so many awesome beers lined up, and my measly Fest Lager….

@DudeRyanBrewz what platform is streaming their shows?

@altonbrown Thanks Alton, but just an fyi when i choose metric, it doesn’t change

Just going to leave this here: altonbrown.com/recipes/barbec…

@BobbyBump I’d love to tell you that it gets easier, but it doesn’t

It’s the first day of school for my wonderful daughters. I hope they have a wonderful year of growth. I think parents should have the first day of school off and restaurants should serve brunch. Just an idea!

@MatthewCappucci I also never heard of Alexander’s Dark Band, which would be a great band name! Nor have i ever noticed that the second rainbow is reversed! #mindblown

A little science explainer (taken exactly 3 minutes after I woke up from my nap):

Well you could say that Day 1 of weather watching in the new apartment is going well. 😀

@maustermuhle @united i’d call their bluff. actually tell them you don’t want to sit next to your kids. before you know it, they will be paying you $700 to parent. nobody on that plane doesn’t want you sitting next to your kids.

Fun with family travel: @united told that they couldn't guarantee that our young kids would be seated next to us on the flight to Switzerland, but that we could spend $700 more to secure adjacent seats.

@BillDeBeer @DCBeer @beermadeclear @RightProperBeer That ain’t no keg Bill! It’s a pin and it’s gently napping in a cradle getting ready to be hard and then soft spiled tomorrow. #caskale

@DCBeer @beermadeclear @RightProperBeer Don’t store kegs on their side they need to be upright to breathe just like people

Friday afternoon @RightProperBeer Brookland

@NoContextHumans Too easy, Benetton color agua.

Name a colour without the letter “e” in🔫

@AMAZlNGNATURE not true in my case. i got chased by a rabid beaver while in a kayak going through class 2-3 rapids. it was slapping it’s tail against my boat and making that chewing sound while it’s head was above water through the rapids. #notcool

Studies have shown that listening to the sound of beavers enthusiastically munching on white cabbage can temporarily reduce stress levels by up to 17%.