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@mfa_russia Here's some pictures from the "college". They were taken from the school's Telegram channel. Stop lying you genocidal twats.

Ist dieser „Aufwind“ gerade mit dir im selben Raum, Jacques?

@T_Winter_Ger @Cage_and_Fish Wenn vorhanden, immer erst die Katze kosten lassen. Was die verpönt, rühre ich auch nicht (mehr) an. Meine haben selbst Kochschinken abgelehnt, wenn der nicht mehr 100%ig war, ich selbst aber noch nichts Verdächtiges gerochen habe.

@Cage_and_Fish Ich hasse es ja, wenn man andere übertrumpfen will. Aber Nudeln von 2021? Ob bitte... 🤣 Absolut kein Problem bei trockener Lagerung. Ich wäge noch die Verwendung von Thunfisch von 2024 ab. Irgendwelche Tipps? 😁

Mal was für die MHD-Ultras. Wir haben unseren Vorratsschrank aufgeräumt und *räusper* hinter den Tomatenkonserven eine vergessene Packung Barilla Fusilli gefunden. MHD 2021 (!) abgelaufen. Bevor wir sie wegwerfen, haben wir sie stattdessen in einen Topf geworfen und gekocht. 1/

"A ten-year-old started screaming about a wave no one could see—and 100 people lived because her parents believed her. December 26, 2004. Mai Khao Beach, Phuket, Thailand. Christmas holiday. Perfect weather. The Smith family walked along the sand on their first overseas vacation together. Then Tilly noticed something wrong. The water wasn't behaving normally. ""It wasn't calm and it wasn't going in and then out,"" she later recalled. ""It was just coming in and in and in."" The sea had turned frothy—""like you get on a beer,"" she said. ""It was sort of sizzling."" Any other ten-year-old might have thought it strange. Tilly knew exactly what it meant. Two weeks earlier, her geography teacher Andrew Kearney had shown the class footage of the 1946 tsunami that devastated Hawaii. He taught them the warning signs: sea receding unusually far, frothy bubbling water, ocean behaving strangely. Tilly was watching those exact warning signs unfold in front of her. She started screaming at her parents. ""There's going to be a tsunami!"" They didn't believe her. They couldn't see any wave. The sky was clear. The beach was calm. But Tilly wouldn't stop. She became more insistent, more frantic. ""I'm going,"" she finally said. ""I'm definitely going. There is definitely going to be a tsunami."" Her father Colin heard the urgency in her voice. He decided to trust his daughter. By coincidence, a Japanese man nearby overheard Tilly use the word ""tsunami."" He'd just heard news of an earthquake in Sumatra. ""I think your daughter's right,"" he said. Colin alerted hotel staff. They began evacuating immediately. Tilly's mother Penny was one of the last to leave. She had to sprint as the water began rushing in behind her. ""I ran,"" she recalled, ""and then I thought I was going to die."" They made it to the second floor with seconds to spare. Then the wave hit. Thirty feet tall. Everything on the beach—beds, palm trees, debris—was swept into the pool and beyond. ""Even if you hadn't drowned,"" Penny later said, ""you would have been hit by something."" The 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami killed over 230,000 people across 14 countries. Entire beaches in Phuket were wiped out. But at Mai Khao Beach, not a single person died. Because a ten-year-old girl paid attention in geography class. Tilly was hailed as the ""Angel of the Beach."" She received awards, spoke at the United Nations, met Bill Clinton. Her story is now taught in schools worldwide. Her father Colin still thinks about what could have happened. ""If she hadn't told us, we would have just kept on walking,"" he said. ""I'm convinced we would have died."" Tilly still credits her teacher. ""If it wasn't for Mr. Kearney,"" she told the UN, ""I'd probably be dead and so would my family."" Two weeks. One lesson. One hundred lives. That's the power of education.

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it. This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth." - Tony Locke

Gymnasiallehrerinnen und -lehrer in der südtürkischen Stadt Adana (1973), wo ich meine Kindheit erlebte (bis 1979). Meine Tante, eine Mathematik-Lehrerin, ganz links auf dem Foto. Ich habe heute in Zürich an einem einzigen Tag mehr von Kopf bis Fuss verhüllte Frauen gesehen als während meiner gesamten Kindheit in Adana.

Das muss man sich mal geben. Alle 16 (!) - also sogar Sachsen und Bayern!! - haben sich gegen dieses Gesetz ausgesprochen. Sie handelt entgegen aller Interessen!!!

@DeumMater @AhmadMansour__ Mehr Ahnung als Sie zu meinen scheinen.

@baschmi @AhmadMansour__ Stimmungstechnisch schon. Du hast nicht so Ahnung, oder?

Wenn beim DFB-Pokalfinale derart ungehindert Pyrotechnik abgebrannt wird, dass das Berliner Olympiastadion in Nebel versinkt – wofür genau wird der Sicherheitsdienst dort eigentlich bezahlt?

@Levshelesh @DeumMater @AhmadMansour__ Mehr wissen Sie nicht.

@baschmi @DeumMater @AhmadMansour__ Bestes Beispiel war doch das EL Finale. Freiburg hat die 20k Birminghamer Biertouris komplett in die Tasche gesteckt mehr braucht man über die Premier League aktuell nicht wissen auf den Rängen

@Levshelesh @DeumMater @AhmadMansour__ Glaube kaum, dass wir in diesem Punkt eine Schnittmenge teilen.

@baschmi @DeumMater @AhmadMansour__ Und keine Stimmung, Premier League ist fantechnisch der letzte Müll geworden

@DeumMater @AhmadMansour__ Einspruch. Dank penibler Sicherheitskontrollen und drastischer Strafen in englischen Stadien gibt's bei keinem Spiel der Premier League Pyrotechnik. Niemand würde aber behaupten, dass das kein Fußball sei. Sie etwa?

@AhmadMansour__ Das ist Fussball und das gehört dazu, wenns dich stört guck Golf. Und kein Sicherheitsdienst wird jemals Pyro verhindern.

The U.S. ambassador to Ukraine resigned and openly accused Trump of aligning with Putin. Respect to Bridget Brink — a brave and honest woman.

Joe Biden literally wrote a memo telling staff that he’d be disappointed in them if they missed family milestones because of work.

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LOL Stephen Colbert is making his band play licensed music during his final show so CBS – who fired him – will get sued and have to pay millions "Anyone illegally using that music is gonna have to pay through the nose--" [band starts playing] "Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!"

@GaryPetersonUSA She truly deserves it …

The left can’t handle my daughter’s new President Trump tattoo. Sorry, wokesters, consider yourselves owned.

Es ist „linksgrüne Bevormundungspolitik“, wenn ein grüner Wirtschaftsminister keine (!) Steuergelder in die Elektromobilität (!) investiert?! Den CDU-Abgeordneten scheint es gerade wirklich nicht gut zu gehen…

Das Foto zeigt zwei Frauen, die ihren Amtseid gebrochen haben, Schaden vom Deutschen Volke fernzuhalten. Frau Katherina Reiche und Frau Verena Hubertz wollen ein verfassungswidriges Gesetz im Bundestag einbringen, das Strafzahlungen von ~21 Mrd.€ verursachen wird. Entlassen!