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Potentially a hot take, but Afroman's victory against police corruption is more inspiring than any PoC or Minority story pushed on us by Hollywood in the last 6+ years.

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They can't stay here.

If these people were swinging chickens he’d never say a word

Solipsism is a really ugly quality to have as a human

Afroman demonstrated that the best way to preserve liberty is to mock the individuals who perpetuate tyranny.

@wayatalkinabeet @AnnabelleHallUK I can’t put into words how much middle lane hoggers irk me lol

@based_becks @AnnabelleHallUK And people who sit in the middle or outside lane as well

If you drive at 30mph on a 60mph road, surrender your license.

@DMichaelTripi I thought the war was won?

BREAKING: US preparing to deploy 82nd Airborne Division units to the Middle East according to CBS.

@African_Spring @CountDankulaTV It sounds better in x2

@CountDankulaTV The lemon pound cake song bangs though 🔥🔥🔥

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@CatoThistlewood We didn’t need foreigners when students got bursaries and didn’t have to pay fees. It was actually very competitive to get onto a nursing or allied health course in the 00s/10s.

The NHS reliance upon foreign workers is manufactured. The gov limits nurse and doc training opportunities. Then, the NHS prefers to recruit foreigners, which is why homegrown medics are off to Australia. This is done to facilitate the #1 pro immigration argument "Muh NHS!"

I will never miss an opportunity to slag off middle lane hoggers

@lightchilduk @AnnabelleHallUK It’s frightening how crap and dangerous the standard of driving is now. I’ve had similar experiences recently. Middle lane hoggers and people driving at 50 or less.

@based_becks @AnnabelleHallUK I was on the M1 and a lady was doing 45 mph in the outside lane, people were undertaking at 70mph in lane 2 and trucks at 56mph in lane 1. Half a mile from the services, she went across all three lanes without indicating or looking. How didn't cause an accident, I'll never know.

@TPH141190 Fair doos

@based_becks Just having a laugh on the internet girl. You think I’d be making a joke if it was something serious?

What is the charge? Trying to shed a few pounds? Still trying to shed a few pounds after overindulging over Christmas?

@disclosetv He’s taking the piss

NOW - Trump on going to war with Iran: "I thought that oil prices would go much higher when I did this."

He’s gone full Biden 🤪

I’m convinced that all American cooking content is rage bait

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@AcademicAgent_X Sorry Saar

I have now reproduced the functions of the old "home button" on the new phone, but unfortunately there is no way to stop the right-side button being anything other than a uselss "lock / unlock" button. I am unhappy with this phone and declare everyone who likes it to be Indian.

Woke is over