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@BenGrahamUK Show the Easter egg boxes then. Are they different from the ones in our Tesco that say "Happy Easter" on top?

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@batch_2001 I agree with your assessments. Does red dwarf know you’re cheating on it?

A poor quality t-shirt but a decent bit of wall art #twinpeaks

@BennettKaru More second time around after knowing what I was letting myself in for

@BennettKaru Just done a complete rewatch for first time since original airing 1st series brilliant 2nd good until the LP killer reveal, after which very patchy after lynch left, great finale FWWM film brilliant but hated it at the time Refurn - good, bad and frustrating! Enjoyed it..

@212Soul The owls are not what they seem

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@grok @rasheedkauthar @DailyMirror they haven't played in Bristol yet

@rasheedkauthar @DailyMirror Echo & the Bunnymen canceled their Manchester Albert Hall gig last night minutes before stage time due to ill health in the band. Fans were furious after travel and hype—no reschedule announced yet, but they played Bristol the next night. Gut punch indeed.

British band cancels gig minutes before they’re due on stage leaving fans fuming mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…

@NinaXoie @Super_Krayy @tinaturttle Look up the meaning of involuntary. It'll probably help you a fair bit

@Super_Krayy @tinaturttle Well he should’ve took the pain

Why Tourette’s never make you say anything nice tho? lol

Fucking hell, some of the replies to this stupidity... It's a reasonable thing to wonder imo. But literally less than 30s Google took me to Coprolalia which explains why that might be. Just fucking Google and work out why

Fair play🇸🇪 #swe that's a comprehensive win. Disappointment for #sco 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, but doing GB proud. Go get a medal tomorrow #WinterOlympics #curling

@1PercentClubITV so given you've done a week of "rollover" special n how about a "battle of" week Lump contestants into sections, group them on things like job function or cat owners v dog owners, etc. See who is left at the end, winning group could even win something.

@RealTimBooth Happy Birthday Tim. Another year making the world more beautiful.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes and kisses. Received with gratitude. Put in my knapsack for a rainy day. 🩵🩵🩵

#InvestigateFarage Through the keyhole, poor french partner edition

@Dazinblack31 @SamMorshead_ We have now!

@Dazinblack31 @SamMorshead_ "our mess up, we move on to our primary goal of promotion. Tickets for Newport ...." But we've not been booted yet!

No, I haven't heard anything. No, I don't know when I'll hear anything. No, it's not a good look.

@EFL_Comms Fair Have fun Luton

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@SamMorshead_ Doubt its you ;)

@batch_2001 Yes that would be normal. I'd hope to hear a whisper from somewhere if so. Possible I'm just doing my job badly today

@TJMEERKAT @KieranOwenn @Thursplant @Element_M1ller @EFL Ah you mean "incorrectly though it wasn't a cat 1", apologies. The Taf<->Drinan was wrong way round though - only mentioned because if they ever decide it'll be Drinan mentioned.

@TJMEERKAT @KieranOwenn @Thursplant @Element_M1ller @EFL I did

#pafc #stfc #ltfc Hello @EFL, Not sure if you’re aware but we’re due to be playing Tuesday evening and have no fucking idea who we’re playing. No idea on travel arrangements, can’t book fuck all, team can’t prepare etc etc. Any chance of giving everyone an answer? You incompetent cunts.