Batdrance

Well that was $44B well-spent.

I liked Instagram before they sold out.

WWDC 2012 is invite-only. Don't already have a ticket? Better luck next year.

Clearly Mike Daisey is the Tim Tebow of whatever it is he does.

Apple: "We're putting it all into that Double Fine Kickstarter thing."

Apple: "We're giving everyone in the world ten dollars!"

Since everyone at Apple has been so busy making amazing, magical things for you, WWDC 2012 has been scheduled for the week before Christmas.

Square continues to revolutionize the way people think about things being revolutionized: thenextweb.com/insider/2012/0…

This year's SxSW attendees are late adopters.

iPad 2S HD Happy?

I don't think iPhoto for iOS was what @wilshipley had in mind when he invented shelves.

I got my iPad engraved. "PROPERTY OF DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY. IF FOUND CALL XXX-XXX-XXXX IMMEDIATELY"

"Radar or GTFO" != "Radar and STFU"

@lllucas @optshiftk @drance @schwa @dlpasco …Or GTFO.

@GlennF @jsnell @themacalope Where's my column?

According to Klout, I'm influential about terrorism.

SxSW? They're still doing that?

You rarely hear winners complaining of unfairness.

"All of the things" "The actual fuck" "Caremad" Things that make you sound like a thirteen-year-old Reddit user.

Well now we know what kind of dumps @gruber takes.