Nixon Bauer retweetledi

Funny how the methane crackdown only ever seems to land on the cow. Here are the ones quietly getting away with it:
- Wetlands, the largest natural source on earth, drain them
- Termite mounds, twenty million tonnes a year, kick them down
- The oceans, somebody plug them
- The Amazon, the trees themselves emit methane, fell the lot
- Wild deer, bison, moose, antelope, off they go
- Permafrost, freeze it back
- Wildfires, ban fire
- Rice paddies, abolish Asia
- Human beings, hold your breath
Or we could accept that methane is part of how a living planet works, and ask why only the cow got the press release.
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