Baulder the Basic

My dog is THE best boy. No other boys can even hold a candle to him.

@elonmusk I remember when there was a news tab on this ap that was the first thing you gutted when you took over, and it has never returned. You are a vermicious grifter and I am very much enjoying your fall.

𝕏 is the only platform you can trust for honest information. All the others are bought and paid for.

@DiscussingFilm I was thinking of getting a subscription but everything Disney touches turns to trash so never mind.

Disney is set to buy full control of Hulu for an estimated price of $8.61 billion.

@elonmusk You are a myopic visionary and you will never have true wealth.

@elonmusk All suffer under the thumb of Technopope Elon.

𝕏 as humanity’s collective consciousness

@Marvel @MarvelUnlimited Please end the practice of destroying the flow of your comics with full pages of text. Everytime i encounter one it pulls me out if the story. If its important to the story then it should be in comic form, if it isn't then it should be omitted.

Flip through the new #MarvelComics on sale next Wednesday! 📕 Find a shop at comicshoplocator.com and read more comics on the @MarvelUnlimited app.

The internet used to be fun but it's just an anxiety machine now.

I really hate taking Adderall but what I hate most of all is that I need it and it works, because I'm useless without it. I hate my shitty brain.

Your company culture is rotted to the core and the health of your customers is suffering because you cannot provide the services they depend on you to provide. It's shameful.

@Walmart Today the pharmacy was so understaffed that my dad couldn't get his insulin. Maybe if you were not such a garbage company, people would actually want to work for you instead of leaving as fast as they possibly can.

@LanternJS These superhero match ups arguments always boil down to "my character would win because they are my favorite." I call it Batman syndrome. They have no basis in logic not even even super hero logic. Also if Homelander is your favorite then you are the villian.

@Alfred_Comics I've only read the first issue and they make it pretty obvious.

Captain Krakoa is so hydra cap lmao

@straczynski A lot of people are so political that they can't enjoy anything.

Funny how Steve buying the apartment building to save his neighbors from being evicted is being yelled at by some for being a capitalistic "landlord," and too liberal by others for showing him leaning into union labor and rent control. superherohype.com/comics/548150-…

@dxvth_tweet @IGN Better than an ass kissing yes man. 😉

@IGN A bunch of hater drones in this Platform.

"When Grimes was doing the voice recordings for the cyborg pop star she played in the video game Cyberpunk 2077, he showed up at the studio wielding a two-hundred-year-old gun and insisted that they give him a cameo." - Walter Isaacson, author of the Elon Musk memoir

@TomKingTK @Sampere_art Dear everyone, I don't live near a comic shop so I get mine delivered every two weeks. Please don't share spoilers.

Tomorrow

@BitsHammer If you vote conservative there won't be a future.

@TheProbWithUSA @IGN Why are you here you miserable wet blanket?

Some of you left very horny Baldur's Gate 3 comments, so we got Shadowheart and Lae'zel's voices to read them out.

@FilmUpdates I enjoyed this movie it was definitely one of the best of the year, but if you adjust for inflation it doesn't even make crack the top 50. If they don't adjust for inflation it's marketing because every thing makes more money but has produces less value.

Greta Gerwig’s #Barbie has officially dethroned ‘THE AVENGERS’ as the 11th highest-grossing movie of all time in the U.S.

@larianstudios It would be cool if Gortash was recruitable. More recruitable characters in general please. We need one of every class at least but the more the merrier.

This reads, 100%. Although if Gortash has authority over Baldur's Gate...is he a gatekeeper?

@DirtyTesLa Elon proving he is dumb again. Obviously the reporter meant why is AI a double edge sword. It was obvious to everyone who isn't an megalomaniac. Elon is not that smart he just steals the work of more intelligent and talented people.

Elon having to explain a "double edged sword" this is too funny 🤣

@GailSimone Do Republicans care about class?

Gee, and she always seemed so classy and elegant.