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@spleendistanbuI @lagrimacanta Kaffeefilterpapierschneiderbastianschweinsteiger

@lagrimacanta Abi bu filtre kağıdını kesmek için bir makas üretilirse onun da adı Kaffeefilterpapierschneider oluyor :/

Spacebar’in icadı: Öncesi ————— Sonrası

Tibo hitting the reset button once again

@Melitaalsole @Y40IFRQTTING Can you please explain how you can occupy a member state of an organization in 70s when that organization does not even exist back then and is founded in 1993? Turkey did not occupy a member state, EU accepted a state with a land dispute against EU's own rules.

@bbnomrr @Y40IFRQTTING Since the 70s.

People don't remember how insane Turkey's EU accession process was. It fulfilled every tedious requirement and got publicly humiliated, as the EU ultimately operated based on mythologized racial grievances. Early 2000s Turkey was a very unproblematic and mundane Western ally.

@Melitaalsole @Y40IFRQTTING Since when?

@Y40IFRQTTING Turkey occupies another EU state.

@paulg My conclusion is there is no bartender in your family.

No one in our family can tell lemons from limes with their eyes closed. We all thought we could, but no one could. I bet all bartenders know this.

@hrithikk @paradigm @a16z @polychaincap @coinbase This is some hrithikal thinking there

Dear @paradigm @a16z @polychaincap @coinbase I'm building KoreanFlare - voice-activated wallet protection against North Korean hackers. After $2.3B got stolen by Lazarus Group, I realized we need better verification than "enter password" Our solution is simple: Before any transaction, users must say "Kim Jong is gay" into their microphone. If you refuse or sound North Korean, wallet locks permanently. Why it works: - No North Korean hacker will say it (instant execution) - Voice AI detects Korean accent - Decentralized proof-of-disrespect consensus - 100% effective (my theory, no testing needed) Built on Cloudflare but web3 because I said so. 3 VCs and a Saudi prince from Telegram are interested, this either revolutionizes crypto security or makes me rich like everyone else. Probably both. Best, Hrithik Founder, KoreanFlare P.S. - Our MVP is just a microphone button. Seeking $2M to add the other features.

@zagortenay @tabiiresmi İnanmayın arkadaşlar hesap hack’lenmiş olabilir gerçek Nevzat Aydın asla evde olmaz

Real Madrid-Bayern Munich maçında stadyum sesini açar veya stüdyonun sesini kısar mısınız? Spiker arkadaş bas bas bağırıyor evde de. @tabiiresmi

@tenobrus Hey

just came across a guy who's been tweeting semiactively since 2007 and still has 106 followers. how does that fuckin happen man

@ThomasSmale @GravityAnalyti1 Apparently they deserved less than zero.

@GravityAnalyti1 The investors aren't the ones who got nothing. The founders are. That's the whole point. The people who raised the capital got their preferences. The people who built the company walked away with zero.

Truepill sold for $525M. The founders made $0. Built a $1.6B unicorn, raised $370M+, and walked away with nothing. Here's how that happens.

@OrgEsref @kursadbucak Körfez ülkeleri de demokrasi ve adaletleriyle meşhurdur zaten

@kursadbucak Adalet olmayan yere gelmezler boşuna uğraşmasın bence

Lary Fink ile yapılan toplantıda yok carry yok borsaya gireceğim ama sıkı para politikası isterim çıkarken gevşeteceksin saçmalıklarını gülerek okumuştuk. İran tehlikesi nedeniyle emirliklere yapılan trilyonlarca dolar yatırım çöp olunca, çok uluslu şirketler dümenini Türkiye'ye kırsın diye uğraşıyor reis.

@ntrovertcurtain Fırtınam Küresel felaketim Hasretim

Daha kaç küresel felaket gerek bana benim seni unutmama

@jyoti_mann1 No wonder anthropic constantly limit the usage of us peasants. I also couldn’t care less about poor fellas paying merely $100/mo when I have enterprise clients this regarded

Exclusive: Meta employees are “tokenmaxxing” and competing on an internal leaderboard called “Claudeonomics” for status as a token legend. Over a recent 30-day period, total usage on the dashboard topped 60 trillion tokens.

@MKCambaz Hayatimda ilk kez dikiz aynasi olan bilgisayar goruyorum.

Bu adam kısır yiyerek TUS ikincisi oldu et yese neler yapacaktı acaba

@SaparaAude @MKCambaz sinav amacli yerse vejetaryenlik bozulmaz

@MKCambaz Hoca vejetaryen bildiğim kadarıyla 😇

@denicmarko Obviously it's GStack

This is my website. Guess the stack!

@geceleriesen Evet

hadi size mavi tik bir soru sorayım, o kadar para veriyoruz. yeşil ne renk?

@zagortenay @gokanderler HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@gokanderler Alttan bakarsın bir dahaki sefere.

Maç bitti ve biz kazandık ama bu zibidinin özellikle ilk yarıda tribünleri çıldırtan artistliklerini aşamıyorum. Yakında bu meslek grubu çöp olacak, gözünü sevdiğimin Skynet’i.

@evgeniymikholap Wtf did you use a stolen credit card lol

1 min of using Claude 😅

@ntrovertcurtain asdkahsjdha

@bbnomrr Değil abi. Eminönü ve Sirkeci yapay zekadan daha tuhaf.

arkadaşlar bu foto halis mi