battie 🦇

between the GQ photoshoot, the 3 season announcement, and the 45 minute connor storrie interview i feel like when people let their dog experience all their favourite things before taking them to be put down

the reason heated rivalry is so successful is because none of them have veneers

matter of fact let's ALL go to the cottage

i watch heated rivalry with the intensity and observational skills of someone sitting in an imax theater watching a christopher nolan film

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

the perfect girl isn't big breasted or small breasted but rather a disembodied voice coming from an earpiece with an omniscient understanding of my situation at any given moment with whom i've developed a sardonic rapport and who is ultimately unattainable

hey @RegalMovies heated rivalry 4dx screening?? think about it and get back to me

@FeralBimbo 😍😍😍 bark bark!!!

😵‍💫you want to flirt with her so baddd😵‍💫

writing in my journal during a long bus trip alone

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz

night shift

Cassie, I believe you. I love you. Your strength is a beacon for every survivor.

水分補給は大事💧

turn up that hop along white boy

@retrocvnty Buffy twice

You can only keep two! Which are you choosing?