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@BadshahZack This business has come of age. With the changing global dynamics, it should be licenced and regulated, then have KRA agents near the brothels.

As former deputy President's and Uhuru Kenyattas goons were busy demonstrating about #RejectFuelPrices. These milayas were busy Calling Out Tribalism and giving men their wet crack in exchange for money in public. Videos down in the comments.

@UDAPartyKe @rigathi Ujinga kama hiyo peleka kwa campaign ya siasa uko Chesongoch, huku twitter is trying to play with the minds of professionals who are intellectually way higher than your whole battalion combined.

RIGHT NOW, a liter of Petrol in London is selling at 274.52 Kenya Shillings while Diesel is going for 321 Kenyan Shillings. Mr @rigathi, is in London. Can he deny that ?

What Actually Protects Your Head (Making a Bike Helmet)

@KiprutToo @baroswahjr NCPB ni 2700 plus transport and time, 3k is not abad deal.

Brokers wa fertiliser ni wengi sana. Imagine you go to the depot unaambiwa hakuna CAN lakini Kimeli anauza the same fertiliser nyumbani with a profit of 600/=. Kwani yeye anatoa wapi?

@MarthaKarua I may have been your darling supporter lakini hapa kwa profiling of a certain community makes Ruto have a true pass, it makes you look like a political juvenile.

I was forwarded this image on WhatsApp, and it’s been making rounds all week. This was June 1997. Moi was in power. Fuel prices and cost of living were high and our rights were under attack. 29 years later, different era, same struggle. Kenya is blessed with so much potential, we cannot remain trapped in an endless cycle of corruption, poor priorities and injustice. We must unite and put in place leadership that can truly break this endless cycle of unnecessary misfortune. #TuunganeTujikomboe

East Africa Fuel price: Kenya: —Petrol: Sh214 —Diesel: Sh243 Uganda: —Petrol: Sh180 —Diesel: Sh175 Rwanda: —Petrol: Sh259 —Diesel: Sh194 Tanzania: —Petrol: Sh205 —Diesel: Sh210 Ethiopia: —Petrol: Sh138 —Diesel: Sh149 Burundi: —Petrol: Sh178 —Diesel: Sh175

@bungomaduke Kusema tu ukweli, mtu wa butchery hununua doper ama kilo, this is a pure scam, a pyramid scheme, just like the quail farming. Hii ni game ya watu wa murima.

Huku kwetu Kondoo haijawahi pita Ksh 5,000. Still struggling to understand why someone wants to sell this Dorper sheep for Ksh 12,000. Nimemwambia achukue 5K. 12K si heri nibuy ng'ombe ndogo.

@Victorkirui035 @bungomaduke Kuna kaukweli hapo, so long as macho ya chemung'ara(brocker) imeona, inakuwa bad omen.

@bungomaduke Will the cow survive until the next market day ? In my area if you make a mistake of marketing your cow then you fail to sell on that day be ready to bury the remains . Ni mbayaa

Leo market imekua na mambo. The owner of this heifer was demanding Ksh 150,000. The highest he was offered was 80K. Imebidi arudi nayo nyumbani. He'll try to sell it on the next market day. Friday.

@bungomaduke Mko na ujinga sana..

@Bookten8 Tulikuwarn uwache kuwatch ngwate kama umevuta bangi

Safaricom data bundles is a big scam, nikienda ushago I bought 10GB valid for 30 days, haikumaliza hata 24 hours.

MAJAMAA, I HAVE A VERY SENSITIVE MATTER HERE THAT NEEDS OUR SUPPORT🛑CONSUMER ALERT!🛑 " My name is Isaac Irungu. On the 18th of October 2016, I bought a 12.7Kgs gas cylinder from National Oil at my local shop in Buru Buru, Nairobi. On the morning of 19th October 2016, I lit the gas to boil water as I prepared my kids for school. Coming back, the water had not boiled and I resorted to using electric kettle. In 15mins my kids were done with breakfast and off they left for school. For those that have used National Oil gas, new cylinders emit very little gas. I came back to the kitchen to make my breakfast, and when I stroke the match, the whole kitchen went blue into flames. I got my treatment and while visitors streamed in, one of the visitors making some beverage noted that the gas had no smell. I notified @EPRA_KE whom in turn sent SGS to do an inspection. They did, and true to our fears, the LPG gas did not contain the "Ethyl Mercaptan" a chemical which is a foul smell that should notify someone of a leaking gas. National Oil senior officials visited me in November and suggested for compensation. But after the meeting, I called Safety Director of National Oil and he told me to direct my complaints to EPRA. When I did, I was requested by EPRA to send a fee note to National Oil through my lawyer. I did and we got a response from their insurance APA on the 31st of January 2017. They eventually requested for SGS report to process compensation which I have done over 15 letters( frame two is the latest) including countless visits to EPRA and by omission they are technically collapsing my compensation. The court has given as 14 days to get and file the SGS report and the deadline is 14th of May 2026. I have started an online petition, seeking help from Kenyans to help me pressurize @EPRA_KE to release the SGS report. Kindly help me signing the petition via the link below and also help tagging EPRA on this post. Thank you 🙏 and be blessed" The link: c.org/R6ypKjRcd5

@Artifence Na logbook, then during resale you or buyer is to pay tax.

Before importing a car, tafuta ule relative wako akona disability. Help them register with NCPWD. Then have them import a car. It will be 40% cheaper than the total cost incurred by normal people. Then buy him/her a new wheelchair. Thank me later.

@Collolitamoi Koomer

Truphena Muthoni hugged a tree for 72 hours, while Hillary Kiplagat Kibiwott (aka Buzeki) planted 24,000 trees in 24 hours ,which one has more impact? Be honest

@Kenyans So you have now stolen enough....

One day, I will be the president of Kenya - Gathoni Wamuchomba

@Gibby2020qtpi Na who told you ukule izo vitu

@baroswahjr Hawa watu wamewaifika Marakwet East kweli, kina Chesoi, Embobut, Chesongoch......ama hardship inamean aje?

The Salaries and Remuneration Commission (SRC) has reviewed the hardship allowance rates, which will take effect from July 2026. EXTREME HARDSHIP AREAS. 1. Mandera County 2. Garissa County 3. Turkana County 4. Wajir County 5. Tana River County 6. Marsabit County 7. West Pokot County 8. Isiolo County 9. Some parts of Lamu County 10. Some parts of Baringo County MODERATE HARDSHIP AREAS. 1. Narok West, Narok South, and Loita 2. Samburu County 3. Parts of Suba South and Suba North 4. Some parts of Kitui County 5. Some parts of Makueni County 6. Some parts of Kajiado County 7. Some parts of Kilifi County 8. Nyando and Nyakach in Kisumu County 9. Some parts of Laikipia County 10. Some parts of Nyandarua County

WHEN THE WHOLE COMPANY USES CHATGPT 😂😂😂😂😂

The High Court has held that the in duplum rule applies to all lenders including microfinances. In Faulu Microfinance Bank Limited v Kilonzo, a borrower had taken a Kshs. 569,000 loan but defaulted, prompting the lender to claim over Kshs. 621,000. Despite the matter being undefended, the trial court applied the in duplum rule and reduced the recoverable amount to about Kshs. 145,000. On appeal, the lender argued that the rule only applies to banks, not microfinance institutions. The High Court rejected that argument, holding that the rule is a matter of public policy meant to protect borrowers from excessive interest, and therefore binds all lenders. Bottom line: no lender can hide behind technicalities to inflate debt endlessly.

@Barngetuny_ Kiigas kele kergei kipseet ak kiptep.....

Fuel aside mnaona hii mwaka tukitopoa?

Jah is my provider