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@imfynerthanfyne The person making the offer is cheap af, the person rejecting the offer is rejecting out of principle. Accepting a ridiculous offer like that just encourages the other person’s cheapness

both of yall just cheap af i’m crying

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

cuando están hablando mierda de mí pero todo es verdad

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes

I literally don’t play soccer

@seraphimreigns @KillaKreww ??? Filming for the first season didn’t even start until 3-4 months after she filed for divorce. Dating someone while going through a divorce ≠ cheating

@KillaKreww Didn’t she famously cheat on her husband with her sex/life costar ?

Actress Sarah Shahi couldn’t stop talking about filming s*x scenes with James Gandolfini on The Sopranos, saying they were so intense that they kept redoing kissing scenes and were still kissing even after “cut” was called 😳🎥👀🔥 “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had.. he was so hot.” “I remember thinking how am I gonna get turned on by this 47-year-old large balding man… oh boy did it work for me.”

@DreamQueen28 85 god damn years old and he was still ready to tussle on your behalf. Gotta love it

back when i was 17 & home alone someone was turning my doorknob & my banging on my door trying to get inside. i look to see & it was a white man i didn’t know. so i called my 85yr old grandfather that lived a few blocks away & within 3mins he was at my house with a machete 💀

@dailydose_ofjas It has me so intrigued when a man does this 😂

I love men who buy u a drink & disappear, thank you king

@Dankb1090 @JezziiB @4_Ben_Media Dallas, Houston, and Foxborough are all blue cities. Miami is the only one that’s red lmao

@JezziiB @4_Ben_Media Firstly, there are no World Cup games in Chicago you fucking cretin. You are also Conveniently forgetting Dallas, Houston, Miami and fucking Foxborough, MA

The World Cup fans falling in love with America aren’t in the places MAGA controls ... they’re in New York, LA, Seattle. Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston, the cities Republicans have spent a decade calling dangerous, godless hellholes that apparently the entire world wants to visit.

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

@JohnnyMurica @KILLTOPARTY This picture is beyond edited

@KILLTOPARTY "wasn't conventionally pretty" lol

Britney wasn’t conventionally pretty, but her sex appeal was unmatched— two different things

@yousmellbad_ @ykbprst Same with Bad Bunny. This is def a fake quote 😂 I don’t even pay attention to Kendall, but I doubt she would say this corny ass shit

@ykbprst Devin Booker and Blake Griffin were 100% wealthier than her lol Ben Simmons might be too

An interviewer asked Kendall Jenner on how she feels dating a guy she’s 30 times wealthier than? She laughed and said: “Have i ever dated someone who’s wealthier than me?” Interviewer: “No” Kendall: what does that tell you? I like being dominant. In our family we dominate, not succumb.

@ptrthgr8 @Leese41931121 @FreddyLA7 Yikes you seem miserable

@Leese41931121 @FreddyLA7 Fuck off, Lisa. Texas Roadhouse *is* good. I never said it wasn't. Oh, I get it... you think Denny's is trash because you're an elitist piece of shit. Gotcha.

Last evening in Texas and dinner at Texas Road House.😋 I think that‘s the perfect way to end our trip here.

eu tweetando que odeio homens enquanto estou assim

@aisingioron Me opening my bank account in public

Guy at the gym opened hinge and turned his screen brightness all the way down

@aergloique It’s always the most mid looking ppl who think this way too 😭🤣 like girl, they’re not even paying attention to you

9/10 times women like this are painfully delusional middle aged women are usually concerned about real, substantial issues and do not care that a stranger is wearing a dress I rlly don’t get the point of inventing intrasexual competition for twitter likes it’s so lazy

@PatsKam I want to start getting into wigs but not sure where to buy from/what type to buy! Pls give me some suggestions 🙏

Fun fact: I like to wear wigs. These are all human hair wigs. I don’t suffer from alopecia, but my hair cannot handle bleach anymore, so I wear these for when I want to switch it up. Celebrities wear them all the time, we can too! (These are 4 different wigs btw)

@mochasthing I see a difference! As someone already commented though, some of the weight you’ve lost is def water weight. Probably like 5lbs of it tbh. Make sure to take measurements too, sometimes they’re more helpful than the numbers on the scale

12LBS down and there’s literally no difference wtf?? This is so discouraging oh my god

@lexercise_ Sunscreen, fasting, tap water 💅🏻

tag yourself. i’m fasting sun / tap water moon / bleached tampon rising

@EdV56813488 @GuGi263 Training bad behavior out of a dog is not abusive. Also this part I could be totally wrong about, but I think dogs with frames like that can stand up more easily. I have a chiweenie dog and for some reason he can stand for like 20 seconds (without a wall behind him 😂)

@GuGi263 The fact that the chihuahua immediately stands up back against the wall with no effort suggests that this is routine abuse and not just a one time training method

He gave the dog a false sense of control, only to take it back and put it in its place. Now, the dog will never forget who the true master is